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JordanSimms’s Comments

No explosions. Movies lie.

on Alaska Car Jumping · 8 years ago

You should be bustin a nut now

replied on Brother Loves The Booty · 8 years ago

You do something different?

replied on Brother Loves The Booty · 8 years ago

definitely. Good post either way.

replied on Gettin' All That Flavor · 8 years ago

I searched on foot. Fucking tags.

on Gettin' All That Flavor · 8 years ago

gonna be pissing out of a bag in a few more years

on chopsticks guy · 8 years ago

probably the only way he can keep is dick from flopping out of his wife's monster vag

on chopsticks guy · 8 years ago

The hardest thing about eating vegetables is the wheel chairs.

never a perfect time to open a can of Surstromming. A perfect time for someone else to do it, though.

replied on Nip n Tuck · 8 years ago

Man up and use a 12-guage.

There's always a fucking towelhead in these videos

on Thai Guys Vs. Falang Chicks · 8 years ago

You didn't complain.

replied on Tits and Legs · 8 years ago

Why tag

on Go toward the light · 8 years ago

so funny tag

on New Profile Shit · 8 years ago

Hilarious tag add

on Tits and Legs · 8 years ago

Happy being expelled from the birth canal with metaphoric regard to MZ. Sorry you hit your head on the way out.

replied on Daylight exposure · 8 years ago

When you grab a fork so your little brother doesn't get all the big chunks.

on Extreme Facial · 8 years ago

Golly

replied on Giant Butt Cyst · 8 years ago

maybe restricted movement, but if he'd get up and haul that thing around more he may lose some of that 400lbs.

on Mucho advertisement · 8 years ago

His left ball fell out.

replied on Occasional Bollock · 8 years ago

Incess*

replied on Mother and Son Incestuous Relationship · 8 years ago