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JordanSimms’s Comments

Two tacos, totally worth it.

replied on Shoe Shine · 8 years ago

My father can play dominoes better than yoooours.

replied on hallelujah praise the lord · 8 years ago

Except for the whole crashing and dying part, this dude's my hero. Was doing complex maneuvers without any formal training, just having played Microsoft Flight Simulator. https://youtu.be/gRBikuP0FUw

on Ground Control to Major Tom · 8 years ago

First.

Wouldnt mind a go at the fatty. Then some Clorox and doxycycline.

Stuffed you by sccident https://i.imgur.com/3Cyr4r5.jpg

replied on Friday Meme Thread #23 · 8 years ago

Chunky, creamy, or with Green Giant niblets.

Ah. So this is how you make a lobster roll.