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JordanSimms’s Comments

At least with a manatee you can look it in the face without puking

replied on Wrastlin' · 8 years ago

Rick Flair really has seen better days.

on Wrastlin' · 8 years ago

It's like when someone short-sheets your bed, no matter how hard to fight it you're not getting any further.

replied on Marion, you slut! · 8 years ago

So you get off, right?

replied on Wife Material · 8 years ago

Brick Dollbanger is a product tester for RealDoll https://youtu.be/nlMU61Pmkgk

replied on Wife Material · 8 years ago

Can be hard to tell them apart.

She managed to hold on to her cigarette tho.

UUoody, is that considered a toupe or a full on man-wig that you're wearing?

on She's a keepa'. · 8 years ago

Bottom picture looks like down near the heels is where you get the most flavor

on Random shit · 8 years ago

I really like the functional lemon garnish in the middle picture

on Random shit · 8 years ago

Tadpoles?

replied on Random shit · 8 years ago

I as going to make the title "Dead Baby Cannibalized" and set the tag to NSFL but thought I'd save Bono the grief.

on Baby Cake · 8 years ago

Aww, it's OK, I'm sure somebody somewhere cares about you TBW.

replied on Don't Go To School in Florida · 8 years ago

Funny.

First.

on Cute Bitch Fails · 8 years ago

I feel like I came in on the middle of something.

on Glory Be..... · 8 years ago

I wonder if her knees are shaved or natural.

on J.Lo goes full retard · 8 years ago

So glad they had enough cameras there.

on Birth of a manatee · 8 years ago

<- the collective unconscious of MZ keeping the balance tier.

on Muchozucko powers levels · 8 years ago