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JordanSimms’s Comments

Judges will set high bonds for felonies and sex crimes.

replied on Detroit · 7 years ago

So there.

replied on Detroit · 7 years ago

Fucking idiots. 99% probability they didn't actually pay the full bond, they paid a bondsman 10% of the total bond (if they did pay the full bond they would get it back when he showed up to court which they obviously thought he would. Really noble of them.)

The current national trend is to do away with bonding companies and have private firms evaluate flight risk of each defendant to "eliminate racism." Yea, right. Cali is the state to watch as its estimated it will be at least $30B just to implement the first year. And nobody has seen racism like what will happen when this gets implemented unless you lived in the 1950's (to an extent without water cannons).

A Bondsmen's job is to keep people OUT of jail and we could care less about their race. Ive reposted bond for people multiple times who miss but call me to tell me (we get a continuance from the judge) They have to have a co-signer and pay the fee (10% to 20% depending on severity of the charge) and just show up to court. That's it. Most jurisdictions have a "walk-in docket" where they don't even need a bondsmen. For misdemeanors judges usually will throw out the charges s long as they show up for their court date. If they miss court they can either repost bond or the court mandates we return them to the custody of the court system. If we cant do either I forfeit the entire bond. I have all the incentive to determine if my defendant is going to miss or not and I'm pretty good at it (roughly 10% miss on me)

I usually get accused of being a racist when I have to track down a black defendant who has missed court multiple times though he/she signed a contract promising to go to court having only to pay a fraction of what the bond would have cost them. They get even more upset if I have a black partner with me. LOL.

So good luck Cali. Your cops barely have enough time to do their primary job with all the associated paperwork, and then be tasked with the job to track down and serve warrants on fugitives whose crimes mostly amount to traffic misdemeanors and dui and non-violent offenses.

Tards.

on Detroit · 7 years ago

damn. thats a nice fuckin kitchen.

fake. video edit, replace mommy's milk with cow milk. also, no sign. also, Giggles is gay.

upvote for all that jello pudding

replied on When Disney does porn · 7 years ago

progression of the Kiki challenge. Fucktard.

replied on It's a natural progression to this · 7 years ago

Actually, could work for these two https://i.imgur.com/V11OImP.jpg

replied on For lazy lovers · 7 years ago

UUoody's lit

replied on Oil Strike · 7 years ago

Dr Giggles, the empathetic therapist.

replied on Man or Woman? · 7 years ago

That would benBarret's current western ladyboy

on Man or Woman? · 7 years ago

Her nose whistles when it's windy

replied on I plan Rejects New Owner · 7 years ago

Only one time I posted intentional nigger cock and that was my very first post.

replied on Crystina Rossi · 7 years ago

Totally a scooter

replied on If Giggles owned a restaurant · 7 years ago

Nice picture of your trip to the grand canyon.

on Ass Selfie · 7 years ago

Someone who would claim that picture happened doesnt need a sign.

replied on Ass Selfie · 7 years ago

Remember he was going to kill himself? Couldn't get that one right either.

replied on I'm back... · 7 years ago

Already did.

on Would you... · 7 years ago

I lost my lunch on an old hooker I was eating out. Good thing the guy after me had a fork.

replied on Amusement Ride Accident Aftermath · 7 years ago

Though this shows the first part about the oral sex which is just as funny. Tag suggestion: ignorant, niggers, Tina Turner

replied on Praise Jebus · 7 years ago

Well, maybe not so much a home. Met any Thai girls yet?

on Ass For Days · 7 years ago