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JordanSimms’s Comments

And in San Francisco every time I have to walk from the Marriott to Market street.

I see this in Mexico city at least three times a year.

We don't know what the brain's neurons look like, so we used computers and drawing to make up shit.

on The Art of the Brain · 9 years ago

are you married?

damn, the possibilities. pro tip: always do a drunk chick from behind in case she barfs.

roses are reddish, violets are bluish, if it wasn't for Christmas we'd all be Jewish.

on Cat smothers baby · 9 years ago

Can't go wrong with Stewie

Fag test succeeded.

replied on Rooster thinks HIS day started weird · 9 years ago

Yea, but the opportunities for making toe-jam cheese have been upped. Win!

on In order to know victory · 9 years ago

smell like curry or pennies?

on Shit-Bot · 9 years ago

sell your weight and buy some fucking shoes

on Mr. T · 9 years ago

That mouth. Either that of an experienced pro or a fucking retard. either way...

replied on Dollface · 9 years ago

prolly knows how to suck a dick...really good.

on Dollface · 9 years ago

Dude

replied on All You Ever Wanted · 9 years ago

fat lines, baby. you know it.

replied on All You Ever Wanted · 9 years ago

This one thinks its a cat.

on pls dont touch · 9 years ago

sex with the wife. still can't get it in.

oooo. humina humina. got anymore of her?!?

replied on grammar police · 9 years ago

Just watched it. I recommend it if you've got nothing else going and need a good fap video.

Again, she's too young for zeb.

on Zeb err UUoody getting down · 9 years ago

Those girls who don't dance very well brought the wood for me.

How is this any different from gimps having sex?

on Interracial NORMAL PORN · 9 years ago

I would have normal porn with Dr. Crusher.

on Sausage Samba · 9 years ago

the only thing between him and the money was a half inch of ballistic glass. "shoot me you pussy!!"

on there was an attempt · 9 years ago