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JordanSimms’s Comments

He got air on that one

on Tire d of on the job · 9 years ago

Please shut that kid up. Fucking parents these days spoil their rug rats and when they don't get their way it's automatically to the screaming

on Baby's Ouchie · 9 years ago

she birth that kid in some old warehouse?

on Baby's First Photo · 9 years ago

you can tell that kids going to be hairy

on Baby's First Photo · 9 years ago

Federal Hydra Shock, smash some raw pork into the hollow-point, just to make sure she gets where she's going.

on Because 'Fuck the west' · 9 years ago

He spends too much time on his arms. Also, my sister is hotter than her.

on Super Hot 19yo · 9 years ago

She almost plowed a ditch with her fat cunt. Hot.

on Zipline Hefer · 9 years ago

The developmentally retarded have a constitutional right to rap so stop hatin'.

on Sharptoothed Wigger · 9 years ago

That little fucker wouldn't even scrape the size of that blond.

Bobby Sands though Bobby wouldn't leave any food for the rest of us.

on Chose one · 9 years ago

From black to yellow. Needs more bleach.

Based on the splatter it looks like he was coming in heavy to land only to have a crosswind gust blow him off course. Also no but prints on the seat so his legs work.

on Gas Station Stall · 9 years ago

"Smell my finger?"

on Complete The Sentence · 9 years ago

So instead of going bark bark he goes marc marc?

on Cleft Pallet Puppy · 9 years ago

After all these years I still have the fantasy of strapping a ball gag in her mouth and making a hot fudge sundae out of her ass.

replied on "The Nanny" alternate opening theme · 9 years ago

Fucking LOL!!

on Bought this for the Kids · 9 years ago

Isn't that what the Poles did, throw dynamite into hordes of invading Germans? Then the Germans picked them up lit the fuses and threw them back?

on Real Life Indian Iron Man · 9 years ago

No bones in her arms, and you can set your drink on her ass and it won't fall off.

on Nothing but a good time · 9 years ago

Driver should have backed up and made sure the job was done right.

on Natural Selection · 9 years ago

As long as she takes out the dentures I'm down for it.

on Well, would you? · 9 years ago
replied on Catalina Wine Mixer Song · 9 years ago

They do in Russia.

replied on Dead Russian · 9 years ago

so did Fozzy

replied on Do you even lift, bro? · 9 years ago