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JordanSimms’s Comments

More padding on the front. just don't look at her face.

on "LMAO" · 9 years ago

Just think of fucking her as making one of those hostess ding dongs. chocolaty goodness on the outside, squirt that smooth white cream on the inside. Then run like hell.

on I Will Fuck Your Shit Up · 9 years ago

I'd hit it. The redhead's hot, too.

Last hit was clearly targeting. Fucking refs.

on Sheep Harder · 9 years ago

Perfect title

on Smooth McDuck · 9 years ago

Soccer. Kept falling asleep trying to watch this clip.

on Guess what happens next... · 9 years ago

how about giving 10 rep points every time we up vote a post. 10 rep points every time we click a like, reply, or stfu. while logged into the site I should be able to accrue 10 rep points every 15 minutes. When I'm not logged in I still accrue 10 rep points every hour as long as I'm a member. awards for reaching certain levels could be "mod for a day", "Bono's bitch" (that's every day), etc. Notify the member for every click related to their post, or a post they've commented on. member can convert reps to mucho bucks. when "fucktard" level is reached, display a little rainbow ribbon on their avatar to let everyone know they're special.

How about adding useless fake mucho currency that accrues as we post and gets us more levels that also are useless. then we can donate our mucho currency to the members who do nothing so that they will like us and also get levels. Yay.

When the fugly deaf sing.

on I will always love you · 9 years ago

Its their slanty eyes, they don't see very well. Right CM?

on Chinese Rekt Compilation · 9 years ago

Fucking foreigners don't respect recycle day, they just throw any old thing out.

Life Hack: Launch IE and print the default page that displays. Hang the printout in the window of your car and you'll be able to park in all the blue spaces.

replied on why is Zucko sucking · 9 years ago

Shit and I pay good money for less.

on Berserk Twerk · 9 years ago

Shave it and I might.

on Here's Looking At You · 9 years ago

...being fucked up the ass against your will then forced to smell the results? yea.

replied on bitch eating her own shit dick · 9 years ago

Uncles are in their 70s and 80s, military tats, black and fading, they still look like badasses because they were.

better surfer than me.

on Long wave goodbyr · 9 years ago

world record pipe if not a wave pool.

on Long wave goodbyr · 9 years ago

Asia. Love the urgency. Hey lady, you dropped your basket of strawberries.

on SkullCrush · 9 years ago

If he just wouldn't have stopped to look he would have barely made it.

on Wandering Kid · 9 years ago

Well, at least if it had been a gay snake he would have been fine. All it does is go hith hith.

replied on Gay Shark · 9 years ago

His wife or the tat?

replied on Ink is Forrrr....eeeeev.....eeeer. · 9 years ago

would've been nice to see what happened after the lightning bolt. The reaction would have been nice. Instead all we really saw was Macheesmo trying to make a sub video for Autie.

on High Voltage Surprise · 9 years ago

More like a kazoo.

on Saxophony · 9 years ago

:( Stats say over 4 million women are beaten and or stabbed each year. Because they won't fucking listen.