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JordanSimms’s Comments

what about the cow riding the bull?

replied on Plop · 9 years ago

They went right in. Schloop.

on 1 Guy, 3 Lightbulbs · 9 years ago

Goats excluded.

replied on "Please Shut Up" · 9 years ago

IRL he's trolling his waifus.

on Ode to Makodragon · 9 years ago

I like her speed bags better

on Speedbagging a seed bag · 9 years ago

Car really had to take a shit.

on Extra Surprise · 9 years ago

Yea. He was on the phone with his head hunter.

replied on Affluent Hobo · 9 years ago

Heat it up to 98.6 and open wide.

In that room you're either laughing your ass off or in a tight pucker.

Shift change at the soup kitchen

on Horror Porn · 9 years ago

Totally hit it. Saggies.

on Don't tell Master Splinter · 9 years ago

Next time, spaghetti.

on Milk Maiden · 9 years ago

Nice tits. Does she have a bush? Did anyone see a bush?

I'd hit it.

on No Smoking! · 9 years ago

The should really have a spoon for that.

on Career Opportunities · 9 years ago

where's the money shot?

on Sagat get Good Fuck! · 9 years ago

Telefon

on Triggered · 9 years ago

If it wasn't for the vomit...

replied on Milk Maiden · 9 years ago

It's relative. Your freak porn is my vanilla run of the mill everyday wank.

replied on In training · 9 years ago

Bet her kids were all sorts of hairy

Made you look

replied on Asian Dude Eats Out a Chick · 9 years ago

I'd love to be able to do that

on Cats are retarded · 9 years ago

I enjoyed his later portraits

on Real Life 'It' · 9 years ago