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JordanSimms’s Comments

Really gets ya hard doesn't it

Are those flowers or blown out butt holes?

*Corbon *Glaser. You're welcome to my piece of shit autocorrect phone

replied on Nature vs nuture · 7 years ago

Carbon White Glazer .40SW for the first motherfucker who messes with my pussy. Same goes for my cat.

replied on Nature vs nuture · 7 years ago

If bareback, pick up some clorox to dip your little buddy into. Unless it no longer matters.

replied on A'reyalneesha · 7 years ago

Tampons.

replied on A'reyalneesha · 7 years ago

You've been my inspiration. ;)

replied on A'reyalneesha · 7 years ago

Lock yourself in a room with a women and you'll eventually kill yourself.

on I hear ya girl · 7 years ago

City newspaper north of us has been renamed from "The Times Union" to "The Pamphlet"

There are no hills in Florida. Only retired long Island jews.

Testicle transplant?

replied on Nature vs nuture · 7 years ago

This must happen a lot to Asians, especially Koreans, because flat faces.

on Saving face not an option · 7 years ago

Found it in your favorites?

replied on Normal is boring! · 7 years ago

When you put it in quotes, it's like you're not the bigot.

on Saving face not an option · 7 years ago

Does it still hurt when you pee?

replied on Nature vs nuture · 7 years ago

You really don't need an excuse. Just own it.

replied on Nature vs nuture · 7 years ago

Showed him her pussy pass. He denied it.

on One Slap Man · 7 years ago

Photographer should have gone straight to the qwiky mart and bought a powerball ticket. That was some good timing.

What did the people hear on each floor when the optimist jump off the skyscraper? So far so good! So far so good!...

replied on Selfie fagggot screws the pooch · 7 years ago

She needs a shave

Guy From Harlem

on Hot Monkey love · 7 years ago

Ended before the retaliation scene.

on Boxing lesson · 7 years ago

We wish you could do that too.

Can't you see that Giggles is a flaming ni?

"accidents"

replied on Amazing Sunset · 7 years ago