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JordanSimms’s Comments

I call that a fun night out.

on Birth Control · 7 years ago

Where can we buy your merch?

on This the official... · 7 years ago

You obviously get. In the rear.

replied on Entrance To Rear · 7 years ago

Yea.

replied on Sissy Fight · 7 years ago

What GTA could have been like.

on Killem All · 7 years ago

Nice duck lips. So 2004.

on FatmoFat · 7 years ago

And she held an entire restaurant under her power.

replied on A'am We All Out A Nuggets · 7 years ago

I give up.

on Sissy Fight · 7 years ago

Fred I guess you'll be ignoring giggles from now on

replied on Happy 5th of July · 7 years ago

Bet you had to go back to see UUoody comment to fix it.

replied on In Memory Of Our Founding Fathers... · 7 years ago

You spelled it right this time.

replied on In Memory Of Our Founding Fathers... · 7 years ago

My method will benefit the economy by taking a burden off the hospital system plus the sanctuary cities will either put the kids into migrant labor camps or find a way to send them back.

replied on Happy 5th of July · 7 years ago

Just release the kids to the sanctuary cities en mass, then stop the bogus search for a cure for HIV. It's a disease that can be avoided, has nothing to do with genetics, and given that that the blood supply has been safe for decades, is limited to heroin addicts and faggots/lesbians/thrill-seeking butt sexers.

replied on Happy 5th of July · 7 years ago

Done.

replied on Happy 5th of July · 7 years ago

Up vote for scary bush

on Vintage porn · 7 years ago

Up the British!

on 4th of July faggot · 7 years ago

He has a smushed face

on Chong Chu Theu Sie · 7 years ago

Hey severum, I posted a spidey pic for ya

replied on Fat shaming · 7 years ago

True professional. She supplies the blindfold and vicks vaporub to block the smell.

replied on Fat shaming · 7 years ago

Your mom has no name?

I was thinking if Opie was actually hot.

Before he shoot his homes first.

replied on Me When I See FatMoFat In Chat · 7 years ago

Barrett started it with his big "if we're still here next year" positive attitude. Just saying I've got a lot of fuel in the tank to burn. Besides, given the floor to ceiling wood paneling in Bono's single wide he's probably just getting by on kool-aid and stolen ebt cards. The fact that Cali's doing away with bondsmen probably means he won't be around much longer.

replied on Happy Second Birthday MZ · 7 years ago

MZ has to stick around at least another year because I have a large folder of tranny shitposts to go through.

on Happy Second Birthday MZ · 7 years ago

Eurotrash

replied on Take My Cum You Dirty Bitch · 7 years ago