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Macheesemo’s Comments

It would explain why they both didn't rupture

replied on Wife Is A Ballbuster · 9 years ago

I'd scrub 'er minge with me tongue, I would.

Seriously. Why would anyone enjoy this kind of kink??????

Lol. Tard guards.

replied on Raptors so cool · 9 years ago

Hi-yooooo!!!

replied on Guardians of the Galaxy 3 Teaser · 9 years ago

And you'll take a D for a dollar, amirite???

replied on Guardians of the Galaxy 3 Teaser · 9 years ago

Re-lol

SHUT THE FUCK UP, PUNKY!!!!

replied on Affluent Hobo · 9 years ago

Better affluent than effluent I always say...

on Affluent Hobo · 9 years ago

When it comes to scat, home-made is KING!

Fuck. No. Why?????

Is that a whunusaurus?

on Raptors so cool · 9 years ago

"My full size pillow wife keeps me warm." Lol.

on Ode to Makodragon · 9 years ago

Anything is possible if you have access to good narcotics.

Typical elderly jewish woman.

on Don't tell Master Splinter · 9 years ago

CM here managed to train his dogs to wrap their tongues around the shaft and then pull off like they are starting a lawnmower. He is the true dog whisperer.

replied on World's Longest Dog Tongue · 9 years ago

I have a hard time watching videos like this or any other type of needless suffering. However, my personal gut-feelies aside, this sub fits the description of being Zucko-worthy and therefore gets my upvote. Amen.

replied on Guardians of the Galaxy 3 Teaser · 9 years ago

As goes the saying, "no brain, no pain."

Seems legit to me.

Still applies, no?

I thought you were getting soft in your old age...

replied on My good buddy cheese · 9 years ago

9 inches is all that much more impressive...

replied on World's Longest Dog Tongue · 9 years ago

Man up and take some responsibility for your shit-show of a life for once and maybe, just maybe you'll learn how to improve your lot in life. Until then, you'll never move beyond your shitty existance where blaming everything and everyone but yourself for just about everything that's wrong with you and your life is the norm. You're welcome

replied on My good buddy cheese · 9 years ago

"I was drunk.". Pathetic go-to excuse #1.

replied on My good buddy cheese · 9 years ago

*with cocks

replied on Eye in-cyst you press play · 9 years ago