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Macheesemo’s Comments

I'm game. But only if I get to keep the dildo afterwards, regardless of who wins.

* Macheesemo crosses his fingers

replied on Silly String · 9 years ago

You wanna see its pecker?

replied on Sweeetness overdose · 9 years ago

Houseflies are assholes. Get yourself a dove, mang. Free hugs all night long!

replied on Sweeetness overdose · 9 years ago

Lol. Yeah, Punky too.

replied on Mafuckinhmetalface · 9 years ago

My kindle won't play it. Maybe I'll try it on my nintendo DS.

replied on Alice in fudgeland · 9 years ago

That's a long-ass tag right thar.

on Do you even lift, bro? · 9 years ago

It's when someone is retarded when drunk yet remains retarded the next day when sober. Like "you know who"... LOL

replied on Mafuckinhmetalface · 9 years ago

Ha. Drunken fun, lad. ;)

replied on Mafuckinhmetalface · 9 years ago

*less retarded

replied on Mafuckinhmetalface · 9 years ago

Did you fap to it before or after you found out what it really was?

replied on Mafuckinhmetalface · 9 years ago

As if I needed to explain this to anyone who knows him...

Also, my whammy was rightfully earned, therefore, I'm only an average sized faggot. Whunu on the other hand is the jumbo, econo-zize, mega-value gigantor faggot here.

whunu talking about anal with me? that's gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys.

Good times all around, at any given moment, for any reason, just because.

replied on Wife Is A Ballbuster · 9 years ago

Nice! There's nothing like being related to a musical family.

replied on Wife Is A Ballbuster · 9 years ago

I can't wait until bono sets it up so we can see who gives out stfus. It's going to be a blast.

replied on Wife Is A Ballbuster · 9 years ago

She plays the violin your wife, right?

replied on Wife Is A Ballbuster · 9 years ago

Whammy.

You're confusing my backdoor with your mum's, m8...

MD's comment was along the lines of someone saying they'd eat a mile of shit just to get to Scarlett Johansson's balloon knot. No gay involved. It's dedication to a goal, but no homo.

replied on public transport is for scrubbers · 9 years ago

I'd pay top dollar to attend that lecture. LOL. Ted Talks, Shmed Talks! Dick Talks, by makodragon.

replied on Wife Is A Ballbuster · 9 years ago

HOT DAMN!

replied on public transport is for scrubbers · 9 years ago

Aren't they always? And isn't it always the fault of men that they are ugly and un-fuckable?

replied on Beating His Balls · 9 years ago

*the service side of the glory hole