TheDudeAbides’s Comments
The likeness is odd. Something in the water in England?
...Chromosomes, maybe.
I can feel the actual hatred in this comment.
Careful there... that will ruin the shells of any eggs you lay in the future.
Last time I saw one of those, it was my babushka trying to pull out one of my baby teeth.
Scary Spice*
Did he fucking slather himself in chicken grease before filming?
No wait... there's butt cheeks.
For a second there, I was worried this video might show a baby's dick, or butt cheeks, or something else completely lewd. Lucky for us this content creator had class.
(Say yes or you have the big gay)
To confirm, do you want to deep tongue makeout with Uncle Fester? Your sexuality depends on your answer.
I don't think I could ever be gay after watching this video. Men are just too ugly.
Liberate? Do you own a thesaurus that sees overzealous use?
This title is very matter of fact.
Pickanick
It's okay boy.
I'll take credit for this one.
You first.
Now I can simulate that wonderful tire kissing sensation without getting oil on my douche goatee.
...And your drugs? What's going on?
I'd close my eyes and bang them all except #15. Her chin looks like a genetically engineered farm animal.
You kids and your memes.
I get the sense that PurpleMan knew he could have ended it whenever. How incredibly fucking patient.
What is this Mucho simulator?
I do declare!
Michael Rooker?
In this thread:
People show their age.