UUoody’s Comments

....and one for the cheese stench.

Kinda boring isn't it. There is vanilla and then there is this.

OK....when they show up at your house....send them over to mine.

Great minds think alike.

That's a fairly safe bet.

Oh, I'll be there......dead or alive.

https://youtu.be/0wVRClZhYxA

Well, they must both be democrats, given their leftist leanings.

They just don't floss.

This tree was planted to commemorate the Battle of Water-loo

She made her own chaos machine.

Those guys need to call a different Uber driver.

This is where most of my money goes. https://i.imgur.com/Q3JNnZV.jpg

I worked for a small retarded company....it was downs-sized.

I like tits the way I like my coffee.....half-caff

The male version is called fapping.

Were I helping her down, I would grope the hell out of her......but that's just me.

*drunk

Weeeee!

I just have a service penis. I let people say hello and pet it. On airplanes I have to buy him a seat where he gets strapped in next to me.

May I never have a heart attack belly like that.

True story......When my mother was young they brought electricity down her street. Her neighbor hadn't bought any light bulbs yet so had empty sockets, so they hung buckets in preparation for the electric company "turning on the juice.

Funny....conspicuous by its absence is anyone 76 years old.

Suddenly it's food!

That should earn him lots of girls calling for dates.....but not Wanda