UUoody’s Comments

So that's why they wear their pants like that

Looks like a trebuchet designed by a Chinese committee.

It's OK, they're just midgets practicing for the Paralympics.

These kids are choosing the express elevator to the ground floor of life. IMseldomHO.

He should have just stopped after adding the tits, thus going for the Tuesday look.

I could have said "I fanagies" and thereby remove all doubt of ownership.

+1 team puke

Yeah!.....you understood. MD is just a little slow. ;)

That's what she said.

*reply

It's just what was on my mind at the time.....like when my wife asks me what I'm thinking, and I always repol "nothing".

Naw....go for it. We won't tell.

Personal experience?

I saw a stripper in the 60's at The Bangor House Hotel, that one huge one and one itty-bitty one. The audience was not kind.

So you don't understand irony?

https://i.imgur.com/kGTMgCX.jpg

He will be devastated.

Give her time....Rome wasn't burned in a day. Wait....yes it was.

Nice alliteration +

How did you get to be such a foreskin expert?

I'll be searching for this when I have to write your obituary and need something to define your life.

Hey!......Her dentist has to work in there!

"verily"....a word that is certainly under used. I'm going to start using that in casual conversation. People will think I am religious or something.

If that's Thor's hammer....she will have a thor ass hole for a week.

Ouch.....good one CM.