UUoody’s Comments
If you're a turtle, you're safe. Are you a turtle? <google that to get the correct answer
Guy was just a bunch of knuckles....and his mother dresses him funny.
If they ever make perversion an olympic sport.....I'm there. Join me?
When the balls stopped I thought, no hoped, they would be followed by the Harlem Globetrotters.
Either the tits or the beard have to go. Together they are like wearing stripes and plaid in the same outfit. I vote the beard goes.....then you could grow out your hair and get it salon styled. Complete the look with black fish nets and a garter belt.
They think they know how to speak english.....that's just one of the reasons they suck at customer service.
A hard exoskeleton, while being cumbersome and a pain in the ass during sex and most other activities, can at times be very useful. (From the Junior Woodchucks Manual)
No!....That is just wrong. They should be put in head first so the legs and arms don't get caught up.
I'd name mine Marla. https://i.imgur.com/ZFw1Mya.jpg
Tom is a legend......he can beat you with piss and then annihilate you with diarrhea.
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@thj I think the gauntlet has been tossed in your direction.
Wait.....the open bottle goes out of frame. That could be iced tea. Just sayin'.
The men in your life are so exasperating.....right?
My wife does that......two pieces of toast and nuked cheese. When I do grilled cheese I go all the way. Jarlsberg cheese on seeded rye with sauerkraut, russian dressing and bacon.....sort of a bacon rubin. Cooked in a frying pan with plenty of butter.
Nigga needs some real food.....about 25 pounds of it......and some purple drank.
I like both autie and the cheese-man. I always got along with both. In fact the only real asshole over there is the smoking monkey. I gave him all my brownie points just to piss him off. Same with FreakSh0w.
If sucking cocks were what I wanted to do, I would likely be no more successful than I am at getting laid.....just sayin'.
BTW....I think Autie is an asset. A strange one, but then aren't we all....strange, that is.
It got bad because, IMHO, the site owners quit trying to save it, and they let it be hijacked by the political asswipes and gun activists. Really, who wants to read that crap as a steady diet.
Newest posts are at the top and all others follow, just like here.
Following that logic, I resolve to not win Powerball this year.
If you want quiet, just go over to SC.
Au contraire. I used to go to Jacob Wirth's in Boston and float in on the smell of sauerkraut and dark beer. My wife has gone vegan, so if I want to keep from dying I sort of have, too. Last night we had pasta with a tomato sauerkraut sauce....mmmm. The best kraut comes from Morse's Sauerkraut & European Deli in Waldoboro Maine.