UUoody’s Comments

Damn, if that doesn't perfectly define the origin of my new word....."BellEnd.

Aside from the obvious misuse of distaff equipment, it's a good looking pussy.

They should stick to being bored.

I always thought those were Asian condoms.

I come back from the holiday to a picture of a cock with the worst picture-frame imaginable. Hopefully it's just a tryptophan induced hallucination.

There are gloves and fingerless gloves, but no gloveless fingers. Likewise there are pants and short pants, but no topless pants. Just sayin'.

There's a kind of hush

All over the world tonight

The only sound that you will hear

Is when I stick it in your ear, I love you.

.....something about if my ear were a cunt I would fuck it.

Can you hear me now?

My theory: He didn't do it, but was there witnessing what would happen to his kids if he didn't make good on the money he owed.

Hey Hoppie, we found your horse.

https://i.imgur.com/j7hZ2AT.jpg

In New England, we use a better kind of bun....otherwise it makes sense. https://i.imgur.com/PhIx9BF.jpg

Shouldn't that be pixilated?

Jewish rye would be a slightly shorter loaf.

Thanks Mr. Jones.....say hello to Bridget for me.

When pushing someone in front of a train, it usually helps to wait for the train to arrive....just sayin'.

The back story: She is teaching some kind of psych class and is demonstrating the uselessness of the word "no". The theory is that the "no" is bypassed and the pomegranate is the only take away, thus making the whole thing counterproductive.

"From our plantation to your cup!".....Hand picked and processed by freed slaves.

Tag fail: As the clip correctly states, the candy bar name is Baby Ruth....not Babe Ruth. And it was not named after Grover Cleveland's daughter, but instead it was a dodge to keep from having to pay Babe Ruth a royalty for the use of his name.

* UUoody clearly has nothing to do today.

Crazy as she may be, like a shit-house rat, only an insane person would want a pomegranate. They are chock-a-block full of seeds and damn near impossible to eat. My wife just eats them seeds and all, then farts BB's for a couple of days.

I do....I use Motion Lotion for fast joint relief. https://i.imgur.com/ZY2LZBR.jpg

Who let the dogs out?

[Who, who, who, who?!]

Can I get those in female skin so that when I jerk off it's like I have a girl friend?

Well, CB, my bellend friend......I'd Like to help you out, but using words is the worst thing I do.

Had I been driving the car he would have had two broken legs and a LOT more air.