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UUoody’s Comments

That's like a road sign that says: Dark When Night....or befitting her one that says: Slippery When Wet.

on Nasty Bitch · 7 years ago

Pot------> kettle-------> black

https://youtu.be/t8zhp699FXg

replied on Topping up the tan · 7 years ago

Hell, boy! Sometimes you show some smarts. Now shut the fuck up.

Runs batted in = RBI.....not RBIs

Miles per Hour = MPH....not MPHs.

Mathematics = Math....not maths

Fuck you

replied on Topping up the tan · 7 years ago

We gain MD back....Rep 9622

We lose TBW....Rep 143

Do the math.

Welcome back

replied on Topping up the tan · 7 years ago

You're at 1010 Rep now.................

https://i.imgur.com/nrl7dWZ.jpg

replied on Wildcat let loose in college class · 7 years ago

Biology class.......they'll be dissecting it later.

Puff puff pass, man.

replied on Nice Peanuts · 7 years ago

Shoop?...............I'm no expert, but something looks fishy there in the area that is usually reserved for smelling fishy.

on Friday Night Funbags · 7 years ago

That had all the emotion and zest of a pap smear exam. He could have saved the $5 by slamming his cock in the car door. Just sayin'.

From reading above I conclude that Giggles is just Bono alt.

replied on Heterosexual test · 7 years ago

Nice avatar.....third world irrigation pump

replied on Nice Peanuts · 7 years ago

Sure, cute elephants get away with that, but when I do it I get arrested and my name add the the sex offender registry.

on Nice Peanuts · 7 years ago

At least she's not a double wide.

Yeah....keeps her asshole from slamming shut.

Pegging = useful....way to go!

replied on I got a girl named Bony Moronie. · 7 years ago

Tigeriger shuddered,

As he went to the cupboard,

To get his new misses a bone.

When he bent over,

The misses took over,

And gave him a bone of her own.

replied on I got a girl named Bony Moronie. · 7 years ago

Stupid pole didn't even try to help

on Don't stop baleeding · 7 years ago

My comment was intended to shit on Piggles.....you're OK. "I still like you. Gonna take a lot to love you again".....the exact words my first wife used when she left me. :)

replied on Heterosexual test · 7 years ago

Wow!.....the hills are alive

replied on Heterosexual test · 7 years ago

There are no fakes on the internet....we all know that.

replied on Two Tuesday dogs · 7 years ago

Everyone here has the potential to know nearly everything....it's called a search engine......but some are too lazy to look up things they don't know. The internet is the biggest tool in the history of technology....correction: Piggles is the biggest tool.

replied on Heterosexual test · 7 years ago

Did you also see and conquer?

replied on She is wreaking her car. · 7 years ago

Oh dear.....there's trouble at the old adobe hacienda.....all non English langues sound like Spanish to me.

on She is wreaking her car. · 7 years ago

It's OK....denial is a common reaction.