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UUoody’s Comments

Have to....I'm retired....she works.

replied on Mrs. UUoody in my favorite chair · 7 years ago

His life flashed before his eyes.....along with the 19th floor, 18th floor..........1st floor.

replied on Selfie fagggot screws the pooch · 7 years ago

When does the dildo cycle start?

Waaaa.....I don't get enough up votes. Suck it up, cream puff. https://i.imgur.com/FN5qdXx.jpg

on Extreme Eyebrow Removal · 7 years ago

Ya think?!

These must be the people who voted for Trump

on Please God let this work · 7 years ago

Well, "Al".......firstly let me say fuck you. Then I think you meant to say "with" zero hesitation, so I guess that you, at the very least, qualify for choice #4.

on Happy 5th of July · 7 years ago

She gonna' clog the filter , too.

replied on Fat shaming · 7 years ago

Hey!.....It's Mike Pence! https://i.imgur.com/mC1I81V.jpg

on Fun Bags · 7 years ago

Classic black on white violence.

ANNOYING!

on Chong Chu Theu Sie · 7 years ago

It has two L's....dill weed

I know how to design things using a slide rule, also.

replied on Giggles trying to catch the one · 7 years ago

....do as the Taiwanese do

replied on Let's make a deal · 7 years ago

Next up.....MD hits 10000. Welcome to the adults table Rooster

replied on Fuck the Police Training Grounds · 7 years ago

*here

replied on Fleshlight....now new and improved · 7 years ago

You do know that, with very few exceptions, all our posts her come from some other place on the internet.

replied on Fleshlight....now new and improved · 7 years ago

If you could find a woman to have sex with you, you would know.....but not much chance of that happening.

replied on Fleshlight....now new and improved · 7 years ago

Needs more cow Bell.... around her neck.

on Drum Cover · 7 years ago

He's not getting laid later...........

on Upset Stomach · 7 years ago

+1 team puke

replied on Sloppy Kisses · 7 years ago

What have they done to my favorite: "Ode To Joy"? Here's a slightly less pukey version:

https://muchozucko.com/1518/-Ode-To-Joy-Flash-mob

on Sloppy Kisses · 7 years ago