UUoody’s Comments
Capt. Morgan spiced rot-gut....wife is out playing with her band, or some such bull shit.
Can I add my proctologist? That son of a bitch has arthritic fingers and they are fucking huge.
Strange, what with all that sexy stuff going on, that he never really got a stiffy going
LED's will be the end of his little fetish....unless he, like the rest of us, discovers the high temperature oven bulb. Long live the glass-in-ass sexos.
Yeah.....I was thinking about the risk of breakage......then never mind.
Ummmmmm. Normal sex for our Mr Simms, is two midgets head butting and biting his stinky balls? You, JS are my hero.
As I gaze intently into my crystal ball, I am getting a strong "cuckold"....I'm not sure why, but my chrystal balls are seldom wrong.
From the missed opportunities department......it seems like skanks were dirtier when I was that age.
For most of us the bright light bulb ah-ha moments happen in the brain....nuff said.
Watt the fuck:
He lined his ass,
With broken glass.
And circumcised his boyfrend
Since when is rape, murder and pedophilia frowned upon in that part of the world?
John Bobbitt has had to answer that question.
I'll see your Hostess and raise you two Little Debbie
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It was the jaw bone of an ass.
Really....and it's hard to shit under water. I tried it once as a kid at the beach....couldn't do it.
Perhaps they are going for a dual market approach. Although I have to wonder why anyone would buy fetish piss when there is so much of it available free.
Yup.....it's for passing drugs tests
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The warts of society are not geography limited.
Lets see her tits before passing judgment....remember that "prejudice" derives from "pre-judge"
Paid for by Maine Care....through the generous support of those of us who work for the things we have. Don't get me started!
Let the little fellas loose......breath deeply the freedom.
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What?...a 5 IQ and a 2" cock? Or do you have five fat tits? The tits would win me over, cutie.
She'll make you a sammich......albeit the knuckle variety.
You gotta love a hellishly, rhythmic base line....that there, is drunk driving music, at it's best.