UUoody’s Comments

I do that whenever I think of my ex wife.

But the famous "they" say that you'd throw a fuck into a pile of rocks if you thought there was a snake in it.

I was going more for Monty Python.

She wants a rematch.

Can we have your liver, then?

Aside from her nearly total lack of rhythm sense and those horrible panties, she ain't half bad.....and looks like she knows how to party.

+1 for the alliteration

GOOEY

It's the greatest waste of time ever devised.......cut the cord!

Wrongamundo......I have a truck, a Jetta wagon and a Z3.

I was expecting a chicken to be sodomized....just sayin'.

Steaks freshly hunted and gathered by Angela Ethridge every night from the dumpster behind the Piggly Wiggly in Tupelo, MS

Should have read all the comments first....sorry Tigeriger.

Once you've had elephant head.....you'll never go back.

Along same line....my dog tried to climb a tree today while in pursuit of a red squirrel. With a running start she got her hind end about two feet up.....and then like a Road Runner cartoon, gravity kicked in.

Note to self..... stop going to the no-touch car wash.

The shooting and killing not withstanding, he looked kinda gay.

Nonchalantness ....the hallmark of any good NY cop.

He helps people kill vampires, but spelled stake wrong.

Maiden?....more like made in hell.

It's the Jeffrey Dahmer brue prate special

At my age, whacky is a way of life

Shit!....I never knew the Charles River Silver Fish had money in them....I could have been rich..

Is that from, like, television or something?

Decorum prohibits....but, picture geezer balls to the knees.