UUoody’s Comments
I call dibs on the leftovers.....but she looks like she wouldn't understand the term "leftover".
She must be Asian....the slot is sideways.
Hid personal identification number number....redundant.
It looks like a Maine lawn....a varied collection of green weeds but no actual grass.
Gloves to the wrist.....ass to the elbow. Long live the disconnect.
A UUoodpecker prone to be dumb,
Was happy with what he'd become,
Hid thoughts are all penile,
Because he is senile,
But the world will blame it on rum.
How about Them Tummy Gummers ain't they dummies?
Havin' they fun a gummun' they tummies.
Gummin them paunches out o' they mind
Runnin' 'round shoutin' "It's tummy gummin' time"
Look at them Them Tummy Gummers lurkin' in the yard,
Waintin' for a jelly belly, catch it off guard.
Them hell-bent Tummy Gummers, ain't they dummix,
Runnin' through the neighborhood gummin' them stomachs.
How to be a Tummy Gummer, no way to shun it,
Grab an abdomen, haul off and gum it.
....I assume you are not referring to the chop kind, but rather the pork fried rice kind.
Not so fast there professor......Michael Jackson became a white man with its help
It's the rum
The ball sack of a UUoodpecker https://i.imgur.com/gwna6cE.jpg
They will, no doubt, stone her tomorrow for being a trollop....but tonight is just fun and games.
Oh, when I die Hallelujah by and by
You know I will fly away
Did you also see and conquer?
Norks.....I like that term. A google search uncovered the origin.... New South Wales' North Coast Dairy Co-Operative.
I thought she was hot....just sayin'.
A little soda water will clean that right up.
There are two very well fed kids.
Welcome aboard Fred.
Baby hits pavement...baby gets first concision.....life is hard.
Meh....hell, my genitals weigh that much.