UUoody’s Comments

Here is the lawyer she left me for....because he had more money. I was just the starter husband.

Is this another pole sub?

Are you really Natticate? In another life I was Zeb.

My first wife's supernatural powers included fucking some low life lawyer and her dentist. She was a bitch.....at least now I just have crazy to deal with.

"What knot did you tie, Borden?"

Is there some other kind.....in 76 years I haven't found one.

Here a piece....there a piece....every where a piece piece....old MacDumpty had a bike.....but they can't put shit stain together again.

None......Sadly I do not have to fret about what to do with 755 million dollars today. My wife claims to have witchy powers and the ability to pick the winning numbers, but she said she couldn't use her power for personal gain. So I said "prove it. just write the numbers on a post it note and we will see in the morning if you are full of shit". She said she didn't have to prove anything to anyone. I said, "OK, buy a winning ticket and donate all the money to a good cause". She said shut the fuck up and drive. So I won that little battle....and I'll be paying for it for a week.

He got nice tits though....just sayin'.

That little man in a boat is going to need a bigger boat......cue Jaws music.

Although I've never heard of a double reefed truck, our friend, Wang here, sure could have used one.

Thanks....it was bestowed upon me by Queen Victoria in a ceremony involving a sword and my left nut.

I award style points for the nice drop to the ledge followed by back flip.

....and for supper we're having Aspergers.

You spelled curmudgeon wrong.....aside from that,as my old friend Shaky Gene used to say, "Same Old Shit"......except he said it in a shaky, nearly unintelligible voice.

Your sister is also a team player....short stop, by the looks.

Fire in the hole!

If this works it is a photo of me and the bike and another of the tee shirt I am wearing in the photo. Me and the bike http://i.imgur.com/Yp8aT9L.jpg

The tee shirt I was wearing http://i.imgur.com/7LIxuZS.jpg

That guy always wanted a cab-over

What's next....a woman with a "make me a sammich sign"?

You got me there TBW......you silver tongued devil, you.

Vultures, hell....sub gum chow yuck and some pork fried rice.

Suck my FIVER

Earth girls are easy......

There is something about a girl almost puking that really is a turn on.