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UUoody’s Comments

Well yeah! It in the Girlfriend-to-Wive Conversion Handbook.

replied on Balls deep · 7 years ago

And god is on HIS side?

on Every Rose has it thorn · 7 years ago

Search the thicket!

replied on Need a toothpick · 7 years ago

That's Bill Clinton not inhaling.

on Happy 420 · 7 years ago

Oh, come on. I mean, does he look like the sort of chap who'd creep into a camp at night, steal into someone's tent, anesthetize them, tissue-type them, amputate a leg, and run away with it?

on Need a toothpick · 7 years ago

Looks like my friend Aretha

replied on Christmas in April · 7 years ago

Perhaps if they were hard boiled.......

Shit.....make that *gold

When it becomes an Olympic sport, you are in line for the gole.

The fries look alike................... https://youtu.be/quhCXcHjMp0

replied on The Adventures of THJ · 7 years ago

Is this a dagger which I see before me,

The handle toward my hand?

Come, let me clutch thee.

Or is it just a fucking

Dagger of the mind, a false creation,

Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?

on Tell me doc, is it bad? · 7 years ago

Well he did wish for a cock gobbler

on The Adventures of THJ · 7 years ago

OK, I know......we birds piss and poop out of the same hole.

replied on Refreshing · 7 years ago

Just so I get a clear picture of what you call normal, you piss out your ass hole? :)

replied on Refreshing · 7 years ago

I can fix that plumbing problem for ya.

on Refreshing · 7 years ago

I had to look it up....I had no idea what it was.

"A drug house, also known as a trap house, bando, jugg house, or crack house, is a building where drug dealers and drug users buy, sell, produce, and use illegal drugs, including crack cocaine. Often they are old, abandoned or burnt-out buildings, oftentimes in an inner city neighborhood."

But the sofa cushion has a zip off cover so it can be put thru the washing machine.....so they have that going for them.

Why do we try so hard to prevent fatal overdoses?.....what a fuckin' useless wart on the ass of society.

Well.....that just sucks the fun out of it! I'll bet that five minutes after you enter a party there is no oxygen in the room.

replied on Shake Dat Azz · 7 years ago

Perhaps she thought she was at Jiffy Johns ........ https://i.imgur.com/qhJP7Zx.jpg

on FREE SMELLS · 7 years ago

What are the odds......another 300 lb bag of wet shit left on a street corner in San Francisco. Something smells not quite right.

on FREE SMELLS · 7 years ago

I think that bag of wet shit on the right might weigh a tad more than 20 pounds.

on Lap dance.....crap dance · 7 years ago

Plug-in cord (above the stove) going into the ceiling space is a code violation where I live. Otherwise it's all good.

on Shake Dat Azz · 7 years ago

Seen.....in your dreams, perhaps.