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UUoody’s Comments

Jibe ho! Around here we call that a South Boston Jibe.

on Looney Tunes Moment · 7 years ago

From "Flesh Gordon Meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders"

Oh Honey!.....she was a big help.

Me, part of the red team in the front row getting ready to stuff my lunch money in a g-string.

She was likely driven to suicide by that horrible brick pattern.

on She Asked For It · 7 years ago

And I thought a Prince Albert was extreme!

replied on Guy Walks Into a Bar · 7 years ago

.....So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly....hills that is.

on Ain't That The Pits · 7 years ago

*un-fucked

on Leave no hole in fucked · 7 years ago

Ha!.....She hasn't done a push-up in her entire life.

replied on Super FUPA....Terrible Tits · 7 years ago

Sorry....no line item veto. I bet you really like those panties made from a WW2 RAF parachute.

replied on Super FUPA....Terrible Tits · 7 years ago

That's what comes form transplanting pubic hair.

on CHIA Head · 7 years ago

If the Foo shits, wear it.

replied on Penguin's don't need a DNA test · 7 years ago

My guess if that it is some kind of a snake.......Native to England and of the species Giggleius Anus Horribilis

replied on Little · 7 years ago

Damn if we don't have it all.....we be the best!

replied on How to remove the rind from the cheese · 7 years ago
replied on Countdown to Blast Off · 7 years ago

Don't be a pussy....feed it to the dog and post it here.

Look out there, little girl! https://i.imgur.com/5dtsDbz.jpg

on Never stand in a red circle · 7 years ago

Your loss

replied on Something for Everyone · 7 years ago

Tuck Shop

Joy Stixx

Perey Pig Sweets

Tongue Painter Lollies

Shrimps and Bananas.....what ever the fuck they are

replied on Dropping that candy · 7 years ago

@ KA69......You mean I have been doing it wrong all this time? BTW.....

Parul Agarwal MD, assistant professor of Gastroenterology & Hepatology, University of Wisconsin:

Drinking your own urine and eating your own poop is perfectly safe. Urine is sterile, poop is not, but they are your own bugs. There are no positive effects of eating your own poop that I know of.

replied on Dropping that candy · 7 years ago

Multitasking at its best.

replied on I Wanna Hold Your Haaaaand · 7 years ago

*alignment

replied on Meant To Die · 7 years ago

I used quotation marks, you dumb ass. .....and it came from https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=587_1489504395

replied on Meat Market · 7 years ago