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UUoody’s Comments

I need to get a mouse pad like that.

on Taking a Rest · 7 years ago

Don't get in the ambulance!

on I Wanna Hold Your Haaaaand · 7 years ago

He's a self-solving problem....we need more of those.

on Sagging Stabber · 7 years ago

There's an ambulance driver who would be perfect for her....a match made in heaven.

on A Family Affair · 7 years ago

Really! If you are going to get hit by a speeding train, perfect ligament isn't all that necessary.

on Meant To Die · 7 years ago

The back story:

"Feeding dead bodies to Vultures in Tibet The Tibetan 'sky burials' are practiced by some Buddhist Tibetans and Mongolians. The bodies of deceased people are chopped up and offered to vultures to feed on. The Tibetans believe vultures are angel-like figures that will take the souls into the heavens. They are encouraged to witness the ritual, to confront death and feel the 'impermanence' of life"

on Meat Market · 7 years ago

+1 team puke

on Real Tits · 7 years ago

Well it's normal for the likes of us

replied on Barret gets his groove on · 7 years ago

If I could do that I'd never leave the house.

on Is this Rita Ora? · 7 years ago

I heard that you suck on the skin flute.

Anticipation ......it's better than Christmas

https://youtu.be/wlwnbcxBuzI

on Terrible tit tease · 7 years ago

Now giggles when checking out guys,

First takes a look at the eyes.

A quick look at the crotch,

Is it bulging or not,

Then on to the ass hips and thighs.

replied on Roasted · 7 years ago

That's just my dad saying hi.

replied on Handsfree Trannygasms · 7 years ago

Uh, they did it for a lark. Part of a spree. High spirits, you know. Simple as that.

No, no. No. No, no

Well, actually, they're on a mission for British Intelligence. There's a pro-Tsarists Ashanti Chief.....

No, no. No. No, no

All right. All right. We are painting the balls black because he had an auntie who did it in eighteen-thirty-nine, and this is the 180th anniversary.

replied on Black-balled from the yacht club · 7 years ago

They are working out this problem from their statistics and probability class:

Each of 2 balls is painted either black or gold and then placed in an urn. Suppose that each ball is colored black with probability 1/2, and that these events are independent. (A) suppose that you obtain information that the black paint has been used (and thus at least one of the balls is painted black). Compute the conditional probability that both balls are painted black. (ii) Suppose, now, that the urn tips over and 1 ball falls out. It is painted gold. What is the probability that both balls are gold in this case? Explain.

replied on Black-balled from the yacht club · 7 years ago

Leaves ya feeling kinda empty, don't it. Sort of like getting a wicked leg cramp while fapping.

replied on Terrible tit tease · 7 years ago

Leave the rhymes to us pros

replied on Man wants to fart but shits · 7 years ago

Photos please

replied on Here's Your Hot Dog Man · 7 years ago

Dude knows how to hang....but not with his homies.

Yeah.....like who hasn't had that happen. In fact it was the reason for the British Admiralty's hat choice.

https://i.imgur.com/6VjsXDU.jpg

Tube steak....it's what's for dinner.

https://i.imgur.com/zcqOsS7.jpg

on Here's Your Hot Dog Man · 7 years ago

You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.

And you can't light a fart when it's really a turd.

on Man wants to fart but shits · 7 years ago

Sadly no.....she got everything

replied on Today In Mental Illness · 7 years ago

The bald chick looks like my first wife....same tits, but without the heel bone spurs.

on Today In Mental Illness · 7 years ago

Had the internet seen you first, we wouldn't have it today.

replied on She's a keeper · 7 years ago