UUoody’s Comments

.....and you were wondering why I never "like" your comments

The pot and the kettle comes to mind

Been there....done that. https://muchozucko.com/5088/For-All-You-Fudge-Fans

Back story:.......There the angel of the Lord appeared to him in flames of fire from within a bush. .....if you can be stupid enough to believe that shit.

Any port in a storm

She wasn't drunk.....this is her sex avoidance act.

Quickly Robin!.....To the bat cave!

Same guy....different hook. https://muchozucko.com/7074/How-to-bait-up-when-trolling-for-cock-suckers

He had to look up "ovulate" but had trouble with "menstruation".

My takeaway........ I wonder if she has a hard time cleaning cum off of those braces.

Now you're getting into the spirit of the thing.....well done.

So does a concussion......in football he would have taken a trip to the medical office and sidelined for at least seven to 10 days.

Her baby gonna starve!

+1 team pus

Yeah....solid and with corn chunks.

* wife's band members.....she and her lesbian friend are playing now while I'm trying to watch football.

I'd settle for their spending a night in jail.

True story: We bought an old farm house in Jackson New Hampshire, in which a young boy had blown his head off about ten years earlier. One bedroom had new drywall ceiling, and wall behind the bed. That room always had a creepy things happening and even guests who didn't know the history couldn't get a restful sleep. I often heard doors down stair opening and closing at night.

.....and his wife, Nilfisk!

Food for thought department.......nearly every hand you ever shook, has had a penis in it. Nearly every mouth you have kissed has also contained a penis. Life is just a DrPiggles paradise.

Major Tom to ground control,

There's a roo floating around,

In a most peculiar way.

He was lucky....he could have wound up dead.

Skip upper body day at your own peril.

That's what happens when you call a driver a lying four-flushing sack of shit, over in the parking lot.

Colombian rope made from cocoa leaves. Won't break your fall but the fall won't hurt.