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UUoody’s Comments

CB....go perch in the corner until we say you can come out and be with the adults again.

Asians have an inflated sense of asian cock size....apparently.

on Giggles Park · 7 years ago

So white folk can't wear a costume to pretend to be black without being raciest. Then it would follow that a guy can't wear women's clothes and be a female impersonator with out being sexist. What's left for Halloween?.....Perhaps pretend to be a Downs 'tard.

on Mr Banjo · 7 years ago

Oh dear....full stop.

on THE POD · 7 years ago

Sixty-four fucking degrees! I shoveled snow this morning and will be tomorrow also. You suck!

on Fred Almost Busted · 7 years ago

Women can pull off the freak look so much better than men.....

Fuck that....just get a can of tuna and a can opener.

on The Chase · 7 years ago

I agree with "reduce, recycle, reuse" but that's going a tad too far.

on Sup Bro · 7 years ago

I've been outed!

replied on Sexy Mudbath · 7 years ago

Let's see if they really land on their feet.

on Cat Watches City · 7 years ago

.....but this time HE was videoed by the opposition

replied on Boston Seagull Eats a Rat · 7 years ago

So, all the time.....right?

replied on Cuddle Cat · 7 years ago

I have a friend whose name is Johnny Fuckerfaster. His mother caught him and his girl friend doing the horizontal boogie. Mom yells in a scolding voice, Johnny Fuckerfaster! He says, shit mom I'm going as fast as I can.

on Little Fella Fuck · 7 years ago

There's never a seagull around when you need one.

on Cuddle Cat · 7 years ago

What....is he going to do it again tomorrow?

replied on Boston Seagull Eats a Rat · 7 years ago

That's for the next Dennis Rodman meeting.

replied on The Short One-on-One Negotiation. · 7 years ago

That's what comes of hurrying to try to get ahead in his work.

on De-Tractor of Life · 7 years ago

If I end up in her nursing home, I'm going to pimp her out at $20 a pop.

on Found the missing MD · 7 years ago

Freddie, we're going to have to ask you to leave......but here's your money back, we don't want it.

replied on It's fucking Thursday · 7 years ago

All I see in that photo is tits.....perhaps it's just my perspective.

Pay him the five dollars plus a suitable tip.

replied on Wounds Like Gaping Vaginas · 7 years ago

I have a story?....fill me in.

replied on Better Off Dead · 7 years ago

Only if the balls touch

replied on Wounds Like Gaping Vaginas · 7 years ago

I was going to say something about slow and boring....then that happened.

Overwhelming desire to poke a finger onto those.

on Wounds Like Gaping Vaginas · 7 years ago