UUoody’s Comments
Nice Matador theme....very metaphoric.
I think he means it this time.
Two fat chicks and a midget walk into an all you can eat bar. Three days later the midget gets tired of waiting so he leaves.
Just when I thought bong water couldn't get any nastier.....
This is all I see...... https://i.imgur.com/DYUV62F.jpg https://i.imgur.com/4yjL23a.jpg
Howard? Howard Stern?.....is that you? https://i.imgur.com/IE3krG6.jpg
It looks like the Hitler Youth is making a comeback.
I had a sudden flash back to my strength of materials course as I thought of the room's floor loading.
Hang in there.....the International Red Cross is sending a box of Ring Dings.
Up-vote for the geezer living life.
That thing looks more like a repurposed ball sack.
He started out to make one of these before getting carried away. https://youtu.be/qwjzbN8Vz0k
The big Band-Aid needs to be on that destroyed poop chute.
Milena Velba and Nadine Jansen
OK...or should I say "like" OK. I dated women all my life and married two of them, and none of them were as girlie as that sad excuse for a human being.
The famous "they" tell me it's part of the PBR brewing process.
Jesus H Fucking Christ! No wonder kids do drugs
Look at me, gotta be, center field
In Japan that's a highly prized delicacy.....just sayin'.
If she gains some weight she will have room for "hock a loogie before entering".
Not coincidentally it's right next to Stain-forth and Hell-ifield
..... he stares down the difficult 7-10 split and picks it cleanly for the spare!