UUoody’s Comments
NO!.....I wouldn't be seen dead in an Audi.
How do you spell Petri dish?
That's just screaming out for some rodeo bull rider to stick his dick in there and then try to last eight seconds.
Anal done VERY wrong.
.....but the rock-solid fake tits don't flap.
Kinda' reminds me of Sheb Wooley:
Said, "I'm rough and ready and about half wild
And I can whip anybody in half a mile"
'Cause there wasn't anybody else there 'cept me and little Skeet
Said, "I'm just as tough as a hickory briar
And I could dive deeper and came up drier"
And he did it, too. Right off that wagon seat
Well, it shook him up when he hit the ground.......
What?! No tits! It ain't natural, that.
Like the kid that fell into the outhouse, it's easier to just make a new one.
*used
I uses to climb the ladders on the outside of chimneys.....this guy is just a pussy.
Hey pretty baby! (you can't sit down)
A don't you hear the drummer thumpin' (you can't sit down)
You gotta shake it like a crazy (you can't sit down)
Because the band is sayin' something (you can't sit down)
And everybody is a jumpin'(you can't sit down)
You gotta slop, bop, flip flop, hip hop
Never stop
(You can't sit down, you can't sit down)
Rosie.....you fugly. https://i.imgur.com/Q1AALUW.jpg
So what's that in REAL temperature?......not that Celsius crap.
Drano is for women and pussys. Real men use a plumbers helper.
When all are one and one is all,
To be a rock and not to roll,
And he's buying the stairway to the cellar.
The new "lose-thirty-ugly-pounds-in-a-hurry" celebrity diet.
On the up side, they aren't muslims.
Or..... Any cock'll do
My dyslexia thought this was about fat lizards. https://i.imgur.com/3300oPB.jpg
Doesn't have a dick either.
I have found that I get better meals if I don't refer to mine as "wife faggot".
Not grumpy at all.....perhaps it's just your pessimistic perspective.
She is absolutely stunning.