UUoody’s Comments

My dog saw this and is now searching the house for that fucking cat.

Not much open water for ducks at my place. At 8:30 AM it's 5 F and snowing like a bastard.

+1 team puss

Yeah.... open with a church key, opposite the seam so you could drink without spilling in the dark. Don't forget the vent hole.

Have I got a girl for YOU! https://i.imgur.com/KATnorM.jpg

So time, in fact, does not heal all wounds. Zero to oblivion in seven months.

Stuck his dick in the tiller for a half gram of coke.

Mind the straws!!!!! That's a criminal offence in some states.

.....and fat shaming can, in fact, be self inflicted. Way to go Shamu.

At least he has enough sophistication to be drinking bottled beer....not that aluminium can crap packaging that they are pushing these days.

Be sure to check for "bad mother fuckers" ....... https://youtu.be/YDiRZ2xx9xI

But they're a little slow in stays

Those panties are like a cheap hotel.....no ballroom.

But docking isn't gay.....it's just male bonding.

+1 team shit

Next event is the ass kicking contest....then the three legged race.

Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip,

And everybody knew ya didn't give no lip to big Fawn,

Big bad Fawn.

OK

Two days later she was dead.

Still need a ball gag, though.

You be black for one Saturday night, and you will never want to be white again.

Is anyone else disturbed, as I am, by the thought that these idiots are allowed to vote?

Minion sex......mucho style https://youtu.be/HWHaJRYu3uQ

Bob Wiley approves.

It's Mogadishu Somalia