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UUoody’s Comments

The coffin-bangers already arrived,

With their vocal group, 'The Crypt-Kicker Five',

They did the monster mash, it was a graveyard smash.

on Tribute · 8 years ago

I'd eat that sausage with some fava beans and a nice Chianti

Oh good....Finally a way to make a pussy or asshole smell like bong water. That should be an improvement.

on Toke Then Poke · 8 years ago

We have to call them person holes now......they are also changing the name of Manhattan to Personhattan.

on Sex · 8 years ago

With those stumps, she's got to have a girlfriend.

on Amputee Stand-Up Comedy · 8 years ago

The black hole I'm falling into tonight is a jug of Kahlua.....I ought to be in great shape tomorrow.

replied on Euphoria · 8 years ago

Eskimo Pie is so much better. More chocolate flavor, thicker chocolate coating, smoother ice cream.

replied on Should have stayed in bed · 8 years ago

Well, aren't you the clever one....so quick to spot a penis. https://i.imgur.com/OSUQcph.jpg

replied on Ginyu Tokusentai · 8 years ago

Let's see if you can do it first. https://i.imgur.com/geruaWk.jpg

replied on Ginyu Tokusentai · 8 years ago

Christ, Barret, have you no shame?

on Ginyu Tokusentai · 8 years ago

Old McGriff has a few miles on him.....most very fast and all left turns

Did you do it all on the original rubber?

Yeah.....and she likes wood peckers. ;)

replied on Jessica Rabbit Makes a Deal · 8 years ago

Nice reply fail cock65.....also *time

replied on Giggles O'Clock · 8 years ago

If you don't keep it clean, times flies.

on Giggles O'Clock · 8 years ago

@Freddie.....Prohibition wasn't all that bad because pot was legal then....puff, puff, pass.

replied on Stan's very last superhero · 8 years ago

No contest there!

replied on You Like? · 8 years ago

OK....next time I'll get Rosie O'Donnell, That should be hot, funny and gross. https://i.imgur.com/QkoLsw2.jpg

replied on You Like? · 8 years ago

My ex-wife was the president of that outfit.

replied on Everyone is a Tranny · 8 years ago

High on a hill was a lonely goatherd,

Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo,

His slave on the hill had a stinky throat turd,

Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo.

on Stan's very last superhero · 8 years ago

He is only in to the tranny thing because the flat earth society kicked him out for being too much of a wack-job

on Everyone is a Tranny · 8 years ago

These kids are as young as eight....check out the interviews at the end https://youtu.be/9cfl3SiXhJg

replied on 17 Year Old Drives Formula 1 · 8 years ago