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UUoody’s Comments

I don't expect to die of old age....just sayin'.

replied on 17 Year Old Drives Formula 1 · 8 years ago

There's a definite scarcity of tuna smell here today.

on Two Girls · 8 years ago

And notice that while in the air she is going backward.

replied on 17 Year Old Drives Formula 1 · 8 years ago

She was aboard....and I had her also. THJ has this thing about being a cuckold, so I helped out.

replied on Terrifying Whale Attacks · 8 years ago

I'v had them close aboard like that. They will use the boat to scratch their back.....dolphins do it a lot more. However, I was in a 12 ton boat under sail.

on Terrifying Whale Attacks · 8 years ago

Yup....the pink antenna thing is in his/her ass.

on For JordanSims, Kind of · 8 years ago

It's a perpetual motion machine....so much for the second law of thermodynamics.

on Euphoria · 8 years ago

Oops forgot the photo https://i.imgur.com/ev2c32R.png

replied on 17 Year Old Drives Formula 1 · 8 years ago

Some of us are just crazy and live life outside video games.......that's young UUoody in #47 circa 1968

replied on 17 Year Old Drives Formula 1 · 8 years ago

Well that was bloody well depressing....at least the 30 seconds I saw in click forward mode was.

I would never kiss a guy with facial hair. Even one of my own hairs on my tooth brush freaks me out.

on Oster feeds the masses · 8 years ago

Are you going to toss her salad?

replied on Secure Food Storage · 8 years ago

The funny walk is to keep it from falling out.....the slutty bitch.

on Secure Food Storage · 8 years ago

I'm glad I have had the chance to know nothing of this. :)

replied on Musical Cultural Enrichment Week Day 5 · 8 years ago

It got a lot better at :30 except for that noisy faggot they blue screened in front of the scenery.

....and just another reason to avoid hairy bears.

My dorky friend with all the kids will be there......we call him a 21 son galloot.

replied on Woody's funeral · 8 years ago

Everything has to start somewhere. If you were going 60 miles and hour, and it took your boy friend 20 minutes to cum, then you would have been wiping off your chin at mile # 31.

replied on The Most Generic of Subs · 8 years ago

I wear the chain I forged in life, ..... and of my own free will I wore it. Is its pattern strange to you?

on Woody's funeral · 8 years ago

No lies! If I'm lyin' I'm dyin"........well, yeah, I am dying, but my point stands. ;)

replied on Nice Tits, Mike! · 8 years ago

Word has it that one of them has no teeth.....he's known as the gummy bear.

on BearForce1- Action Man · 8 years ago

In a bar one time, a girl approached me offering to arm wrestle for the shirt I was wearing. I would have lost, and I still have the shirt.

replied on Nice Tits, Mike! · 8 years ago

Hello stranger...it's good to see an old friend.

replied on The Most Generic of Subs · 8 years ago