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UUoody’s Comments

Not diesel.....they run on gas.

on Childish I know · 8 years ago

Time is money....especially if you make $1000 per hour.

replied on Amputation with piano wire · 8 years ago

Well duh!.... they get fed such gastronomical delights as strained prunes, Toddler Fruit & Veggies Squeezable Puree, HappyBaby Apples & Spinach, all made by a company called Gerber. They might as well have called it Booger.

on i've shit myself · 8 years ago

It looks a bit like a cat I once saw.

Right.....you spit it out.

replied on Jubilation T. Toonporn · 8 years ago

Winnie woulda' wanted UUoody!

replied on Jubilation T. Toonporn · 8 years ago

I knew someone would ask that. :)

replied on Occasional Butterface · 8 years ago

My bad....but in true presidential style I'll blame someone else.....the old tags sucked.

replied on Occasional Butterface · 8 years ago

That's because you spike them with Tequila...you dirty old sot.

replied on Meanwhile, Somewhere In Asia · 8 years ago

Fuck that fat fuck and his fat wife. His wish for huge manhood was granted by the Zoltar machine. Be careful what you wish for.

replied on Head Dives Deep Inside Pussy · 8 years ago

The rule of thumb where I come from, is that if your head fits in there it might feel a bit loose for your dick.

It will be like the gym where people don't clean the machines between users....yuck!

replied on Robot Testing · 8 years ago

They look like a gayer version of the Village People

replied on Eaten Alive · 8 years ago

You and I would have spent time watching porn, cross dressing and playing truth or dare when mommy wasn't home. :)

replied on Toons! · 8 years ago

Jag säger inget, så har jag ingenting sagt

on Meanwhile, In Sweden #2 · 8 years ago

I wonder if it likes peanut butter......

replied on CatSnake · 8 years ago

Bears say, always eat the ass first.....unless it's a skunk that you have caught.

on Eaten Alive · 8 years ago

Those would get used more often.

replied on Toons! · 8 years ago

Those orange things are ice picks which float , clipped into a holder and on string tethers. They are used to get back onto the ice in the event of going swimming.

replied on Toons! · 8 years ago
replied on Toons! · 8 years ago

Thanks for the accolades, SB. I show up twice in this video being one of the cool geezers....at 1:13 in the yellow boat called Outlaw and again at 2:47 for an interview that is over powered by the wind.

replied on Toons! · 8 years ago

Not really.....It's when my wife won't do it anymore. ;)

replied on Toons! · 8 years ago

That's how Tom Pearl got started......this guy's greatest talents lie in his future.

Well, yeah!

replied on The Whore's Lamentation · 8 years ago