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UUoody’s Comments

The kid apparently found a chink in the guy's psychological armor.

on The Chink on the Bus · 8 years ago

So now I am going to start wearing gloves and a necklace and go around removing my shirt so I can look tough. I shall be the terror of Clear Waters nursing home.

on Cunt! · 8 years ago

TB, you are probably thinking of this one. Similar but not the same. https://muchozucko.com/4681/Glory-Be-

replied on Czech Porn is Still Horrible · 8 years ago

I see what you did there

replied on Cute Bitch Sexy Escalator Fail · 8 years ago

Beats me......as in, any one of them could beat me off and Bob's your uncle.

on Monday Quiz · 8 years ago

On vacation, lounging by the pool at the sewage treatment plant.

replied on Milk Snowball Prank · 8 years ago

Henry Look at her, a prisoner of the gutter,

Condemned by every syllable she utters.

By law she should be taken out and hung,

For the cold-blooded murder of the English tongue,

Hear a Yorkshire man, or worse,

Hear two Cornish men converse,

I'd rather hear a choir singing flat.

Oh, why can't the English learn to set

A good example to people whose

English is painful to your ears?

The Scotch and the Irish leave you close to tears.

There even are places where English completely

Disappears. In America, they haven't used it for years!

on UUoody's brother · 8 years ago

God is gr........!

on Rolling Thunder · 8 years ago

She wouldn't be much fun on a camping trip....She'd cry if it got cold or rained.

on The Whore's Lamentation · 8 years ago

* UUoody opens a beer and says bottoms up.

A young Giggles

on I Wuv Titties · 8 years ago

This from people who eat live baby mice and other squiggly live things. Tom Pearl could add an interesting wrinkle to that prank.

on Milk Snowball Prank · 8 years ago

I do like the no bra look, and see through with no bra is even better, but he needs to cover up as much as possible....perhaps he is what Muslim women look like and therefore the justification for the burka.

replied on Dat Feminist Kool-Aid · 8 years ago

Gotta love the pink tummy cover.......

on Dat Feminist Kool-Aid · 8 years ago

He must be Mexican....he's a big Juan.

on Oster Gets Laid · 8 years ago

You do you clean it up! ;)

replied on Spaghetti Board Metronome · 8 years ago

Aren't we all?

replied on Spaghetti Board Metronome · 8 years ago

Ummm? This power to ban hasn't gone to your head has it?

on MD on a Banning Spree · 8 years ago

This is why art majors have to flip burgers for a living.

on Spaghetti Board Metronome · 8 years ago

Oh shit.....reply fail. I'm too sober to be doing this.

replied on Ho Rap · 8 years ago

That would serve only to encourage Dr Fries.....and he already got his points there....-13 at last count.

replied on Ho Rap · 8 years ago

OK....it's a repost. But at least it's better than real rap crap.

on Ho Rap · 8 years ago

*hard Unless rabbits do the same thing....then never mind.

replied on Squirrel Trapped by the Bollocks · 8 years ago

Even a blind squirrel finds nuts occasionally. He found his the hare way.