UUoody’s Comments
She should never have answered "yes" to the question: Have you got room for a pizza and some Tequila over there?
But the bus driver is a Ralph Kramden.....pow right in the kisser!
"Government Center....all change for the Blue Line"
.....and here I believed it when they said all the girls were working their way through graduate school. I guess they're stud-ying orgasmic chemistry.
It''s spelled "potato".....unless you're Dan Quayle.
It's all fun and games until it's income tax time.
She makes the inflation of the Carter administration look tame.
Like the music wasn't bad enough, then she started making a poor imitation of those annoying Asian sex sounds. 3/10 from the geezer judge.
Water pain in the ass. When in the hospital, and they come into your room each morning as ask if you have moved your bowels, always say yes....even if your eyes are turning brown. No charge for this little life lesson.
Five will get you ten, she has more than three cats.
She's not mine....mine has teeth.
My first thought was she was a cock tease......soon followed by the realization she was a cock owner. But either way "she" is most likely a cock sucker. It's all good.
Like that old TV show.....Allaah knows best.
Growing old is like being forced to walk into a mine field....and the mines get closer together the further in you go.....enjoy your hike.
....and remember to be safe......these type of wrenches can be easily swallowed.
Oops....put this over on "The Great Escape". It's a senior moment. I turned 77 today.
I got ya!....I got ya!.....I don't gotcha.
So did E.T.
My childhood junk drawer is my mind.
He wants his with nuts.
Yeah.....but Wayne is a fudge packer....so close enough.
Sounds like Judge Judy
"ew" btw has just been added as an official scrabble word....just sayin'.
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