UUoody’s Comments
A bad case of ptomaine poisoning.
Kinda reminds me of this chick...... https://youtu.be/OPumsKqIeBA
She must have gone to Faber ......... https://i.imgur.com/DngfkDF.jpg
That really sucked....totally unintelligible. But these are the words....
1 2 3 BOLLOCKS! Now it's a comical word, not half! I don't know why, but there's something about it, always makes me laugh! Now you can call them testicles, or knackers or cobblers, nuts or balls but 1 2 3 BOLLOCKS! It's a diddle...
Now its just as well for all concerned they dangle where they do Oh, wouldn't it be embarrassing if they always was on view? 'Cos there's something quite undignified about a pair of nuts But they conjure up a comical sight, there ain't no ifs or buts
1 2 3 BOLLOCKS!
1 2 3 BOLLOCKS! Now it's a comical word, not half! I don't know why, but there's something about it, always makes me laugh! Now you can call them testicles, or knackers or cobblers nuts or balls but 1 2 3 BOLLOCKS! It's a diddle...
Now, the word has many meanings listen here and you'll agree, if you say you've "dropped a bollock" then you mucked it up you see if you give someone "a bollocking" then you've really told them off, and you know you've had a good giggle when you've "laughed your bollocks off"!
1 2 3 BOLLOCKS!
1 2 3 BOLLOCKS! Now it's a comical word, not half! I don't know why, but there's something about it, always makes me laugh! Now you can call them testicles, or knackers or cobblers nuts or balls but 1 2 3 BOLLOCKS! It's a diddle...
Head on my beer....yes. Head on my cock....for sure. Head on my ice cream cone....not so much.
Yawn....
Nice set of puppies!
The other day, my dog was in the yard and a cute little chipmunk shows up on the stone wall. A hawk swoops down and grabs the chipmunk. The dog goes after the hawk using one of her patented Frisbee leaps. To get away the hawk drops the chipmunk. The hawk and the chipmunk live to fight another day and the dog is still trying to figure out what the fuck happened.
Is that a 3/4 inch Whitworth?....a collector's item.
She must be a terror wiping her ass with that claw hammer.
My understanding is that it used to be a pussy....now it's just another meat salad ingredient.
Osteoporosis....it's not just for grandma anymore.
Needs sauerkraut ....
That's a pretty stupid thing to do during flu season
Like a frightened turtle......https://i.imgur.com/MkoJ2AF.jpg
This could go hard on Thomas when that little tank engine grows up and tries to get onto the US Supreme court.
something, something, something, tossed salad. There's a joke in there somewhere.
Dibs on pick of the litter.
Her favorite fruit is kumquats.
She didn't swallow!
Chances of living past 30? .....same as the Orioles winning their division this year.
A buxom lass into whoredom,
Liked the freedom of filling her rectum,
For her lack of morality,
And hygienic necessity,
You ought to start wearing condoms.
There was a young sailor from Brighton,
Who said to his girl, "You're a tight one.
" She replied, "Bless my soul
You're in the wrong hole;
There's plenty of room in the right one."
A lesbian once in Khartoum
Took a nancy-boy up to her room
They argued all night
About who had the right
To do which and with what and to whom!