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UUoody’s Comments

That right there is the closest he will ever come to handsome. Perhaps next time he will jerk off with some lube.

on Detached Skin · 8 years ago

She takes after her dad....Mr Creosote https://youtu.be/aczPDGC3f8U

on Pig Chokes On Creamer · 8 years ago

I see Mike Myers in his future. https://youtu.be/eYS6u-KZlx8

on Giant Baby · 8 years ago

Today Mucho....tomorrow the world! It's your punishment.

replied on Unexpected consequence of flooding · 8 years ago

Dem bones, dem bones,

Dem not so dry bones.

They must have been all out of knuckle sandwiches.

on Happy Meal Tantrum · 8 years ago

She was predicted by Nostrildamus.

on Coke Addiction · 8 years ago

Tanks for the owie.

replied on Cunt Punch · 8 years ago

Ernie without Burt? Can't be done.

on RIP Turd Ferguson · 8 years ago

He loves his girl, yes he do, yes he do,

And he loves her truly,

He loves the hole she pisses through,

He loves her rosy red lips,

And her shiny black tits,

And the hair around her asshole,

He'd eat her shit, chomp, chomp chomp,chomp,

If she asked him to.

on Shit booty call · 8 years ago

Cuckoo's!.....They never disappoint.

on Born Free! · 8 years ago

In the Tower of London large as life

The Ghost of Anne Boleyn walks, they declare

Poor Anne Boleyn was once King Henry's wife

Until he made the headsman bob her hair!

Ah, yes, he did her wrong, long years ago

And she comes up at night to tell him so!

With her head tucked underneath her arm

She walks the Bloody Tower

With her head tucked underneath her arm.

on Where's my head? · 8 years ago

Tries to kill herself......Shoots just under left breast.......Blows off left knee cap.

Mark Twain had a different Connecticut Yankee in mind, no doubt.

on Cow Love · 8 years ago

This is from the Martha Stewart Fun With Foreskin Collection.

on Ta-Daa!! · 8 years ago

Poo....rinse.....repeat.

replied on Shit Facial · 8 years ago

Is Tom really Friendly Garfield?

replied on Shit Facial · 8 years ago

In the words of Eddie Murphy....."Anybody else want to limp?"

on one foot two feet · 8 years ago

Why would he want that degenerate to cum on his porch?

.....which it is soused hog's face!

Well if you define a chad as a college fraternity member who really does know everything....then yeah.

replied on Surprise · 8 years ago

Try it.....

replied on the swallows in capistrano · 8 years ago

So that's how it ends.....I fell asleep during that pile of steaming dog shit.

replied on Surprise · 8 years ago