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UUoody’s Comments

Not really....The trick is in not swallowing it but rather have it enter the wind pipe....always safety first!

replied on the swallows in capistrano · 8 years ago

Now there's something you don;t see every day....a girl with three balloon knots.

on when the tits are fake · 8 years ago

Her girl friend calls her lefty.... wink wink. Her softball team calls her second base.

on Sensual Cripple · 8 years ago

She drives like Dr G does back-door sex......slow and sloppy.

on Woman Driver · 8 years ago

Some kids never grow up............ https://i.imgur.com/vcWNFzI.jpg

....and he never even flinched! What a guy!

replied on Shit Your Pants Test · 8 years ago

Hired for the Homo neanderthalensis exhibit at The Yale Peabody Museum of Natural History

on Fat Nigger Quits in Style · 8 years ago

+1 team puke

on the swallows in capistrano · 8 years ago

One wrong move and mommy makes Asian toe jam.

This doesn't make it any better https://i.imgur.com/WCdf7pF.jpg

replied on Hey Lady, Nice Tits! · 8 years ago

If a miss is as good as a mile.....How good is a Mrs?

on Near Misses · 8 years ago

He's not fat....he's just big balled.

replied on Mucho advertisement · 8 years ago

Amen

replied on Let me hear your Battlecry! · 8 years ago

Carnegie Mellon University said it......They" affirmed that people prefer the taste of sandwiches made by other people to ones that they made themselves, and found that the reason is most likely that when making their own sandwich, people spend more time thinking about sandwiches and it makes them enjoy it less later".

replied on Let me hear your Battlecry! · 8 years ago

Seven words for that fat sack of shit......med i cal in ter ven tion.

on Mucho advertisement · 8 years ago

He's a waffle stomper.

replied on Mucho advertisement · 8 years ago

She doesn't sweat much for a fat girl.

on Hermaphrofap · 8 years ago

That's a hell of a tick problem.

on Oh dear · 8 years ago

She's hot

replied on A day in the life of FredGspotSanford · 8 years ago

Watching that makes me uncomfortable. It's the cold hard floor, no real pillow, and the stark no furniture look.....yuck!

on The Pussy is Masculine · 8 years ago

Right!.....who doesn't want a shortcut to greatness.

We seniors really know how to party.....booya!

on Joker · 8 years ago

See ya later.....

on Gator Raid · 8 years ago

THJ.....this one's for you. The man wants "anything in a bottle". Can you help the man out?