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UUoody’s Comments

It's part of the new corporate Tom Pearl marketing campaign. I'll take two jars of Sweet Heat peppers and a jar of the Tom's Special Gay Shit sauce.

on Gay Shit · 8 years ago

Hold steady, boys.....and set up the try works. There'll be barrels a plenty of fine grade A whale oil before the sun goes down. Arrrr! https://i.imgur.com/34oO00V.jpg

on Walmart Tings · 8 years ago

Who the fuck taught brits to curtsy like that. It looks like john cleese doing one of his ministry of silly walks bits. https://i.imgur.com/eE2Y16n.jpg Here is how it's done without looking grotesque. https://i.imgur.com/bUuyeOu.jpg

replied on Theresa May: Slavic Crouch Edition · 8 years ago

*prance.....they prance into bars. Just sayin'.

replied on Theresa May: Slavic Crouch Edition · 8 years ago

Why does the prime minister think the royal family is interested in how to execute a telemark turn? https://i.imgur.com/xZHdkCI.jpg

Diana demonstrates how to great royalty. https://i.imgur.com/2xa5xyx.jpg

England.....the old-lady-in-sensible-shoes capital of the world.

That's your wife? Wink, wink, nudge,nudge, say no more, say no more!

replied on Rooster goes to the doctor · 8 years ago

Be sure to wear a rubber......he gets around like a record. https://i.imgur.com/dZtoI24.jpg

replied on Rooster goes to the doctor · 8 years ago

Seat belt....been there. Lolly pop not so much.....at least not for a very long time.

on Fails: Sticky Situations · 8 years ago

Yeah....make an incision from hip to hip. Then take the FUPA skin and stretch it up and over the head securing it with a few stitches to the lower buttocks. Then incinerate for about an hour at 2000 deg C. I hate trannys that look better than I do.

on Rooster goes to the doctor · 8 years ago

I love it when friends get together to discuss sports and politics over a few beers.

on One-Sided Brawl · 8 years ago

Soon to be died.

on Champion Brummie · 8 years ago

EU slapping a tariff on US bourbon....suddenly overstocked. Why not have a disaster? Oy vey such a disaster.

on 9000 barrels of whiskey · 8 years ago

I should have read the description.

replied on 9000 barrels of whiskey · 8 years ago

I really don’t care, do u?.....I stopped drinking.....again.

replied on 9000 barrels of whiskey · 8 years ago

....if one of those barrels should happen to fall,

8999 barrels of booze on the wall.

on 9000 barrels of whiskey · 8 years ago

When performing a soccer flop hoping to get a penalty called, one never gets up on their own. Those ladies know how deep AARP's insurance pockets are.

replied on Women hit by vehicle · 8 years ago

The First Church of Toontown https://i.imgur.com/kDyiyzC.jpg

replied on Finger food · 8 years ago

Which of the many fun religions preach that this is a moral thing to do?

on Finger food · 8 years ago

That leaves the racist issue

....says the guy who complains "Boston is full of obnoxious drunken racists"

Aw......you tell all the guys that.

replied on Daily Bollocks · 8 years ago