UUoody’s Comments
Hold steady, boys.....and set up the try works. There'll be barrels a plenty of fine grade A whale oil before the sun goes down. Arrrr! https://i.imgur.com/34oO00V.jpg
Who the fuck taught brits to curtsy like that. It looks like john cleese doing one of his ministry of silly walks bits. https://i.imgur.com/eE2Y16n.jpg Here is how it's done without looking grotesque. https://i.imgur.com/bUuyeOu.jpg
*prance.....they prance into bars. Just sayin'.
Why does the prime minister think the royal family is interested in how to execute a telemark turn? https://i.imgur.com/xZHdkCI.jpg
Diana demonstrates how to great royalty. https://i.imgur.com/2xa5xyx.jpg
England.....the old-lady-in-sensible-shoes capital of the world.
That's your wife? Wink, wink, nudge,nudge, say no more, say no more!
Be sure to wear a rubber......he gets around like a record. https://i.imgur.com/dZtoI24.jpg
Seat belt....been there. Lolly pop not so much.....at least not for a very long time.
Yeah....make an incision from hip to hip. Then take the FUPA skin and stretch it up and over the head securing it with a few stitches to the lower buttocks. Then incinerate for about an hour at 2000 deg C. I hate trannys that look better than I do.
I love it when friends get together to discuss sports and politics over a few beers.
Soon to be died.
EU slapping a tariff on US bourbon....suddenly overstocked. Why not have a disaster? Oy vey such a disaster.
I should have read the description.
I really don’t care, do u?.....I stopped drinking.....again.
....if one of those barrels should happen to fall,
8999 barrels of booze on the wall.
When performing a soccer flop hoping to get a penalty called, one never gets up on their own. Those ladies know how deep AARP's insurance pockets are.
The First Church of Toontown https://i.imgur.com/kDyiyzC.jpg
Which of the many fun religions preach that this is a moral thing to do?
That leaves the racist issue
....says the guy who complains "Boston is full of obnoxious drunken racists"
Aw......you tell all the guys that.
It's part of the new corporate Tom Pearl marketing campaign. I'll take two jars of Sweet Heat peppers and a jar of the Tom's Special Gay Shit sauce.