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UUoody’s Comments

That's just how I want to die....wham, bam, thank you ma'am.

I don't think he has room for two more.....just sayin'.

on It is a tumor · 8 years ago

I lied.....I don't really have any friends. ;)

replied on Fuck Slut Shows Skill · 8 years ago
replied on The Spagetti Harvest · 8 years ago

It was an icicle that fell off the garage.

replied on shoot me · 8 years ago

I have a friend whose dog drools like that.....now I know why.

on Fuck Slut Shows Skill · 8 years ago

Haggar slacks were never my thing.....but I have some of that slut look stuff. ;)

replied on Classy Freakporn Artwork Collection · 8 years ago

I"ll try to save this turd of a post. https://i.imgur.com/AdiJllo.jpg

on The Spagetti Harvest · 8 years ago

You can pick your friends.....and you can pick your nose....and now I see you can also pick your friends nose. What a wonderful modern age in which we live..

on Cleaning House · 8 years ago

Oy vey ...such a critic.

Bricka bracka firecracka

Ssst....boom....ahhhh

Dumb ass, dumb ass,

Rah rah rah!

on Unintended Discharge · 8 years ago

* TomPearl salivates all over his little stiffy.

Out of a misplaced sense of modesty she pulls up her thong string....good move, don't want to be known as being easy.

If the girls don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.....Duct tape will fix anything.

replied on Dipshit · 8 years ago

Oops!.....ib4

* UUoody moves comment to it's proper posting.

replied on shoot me · 8 years ago

Best ride on the midway...even better than Bumper Cars.

on Snu Snu · 8 years ago

Best ride on the midway...even better than Bumper Cars.

on shoot me · 8 years ago

Really?.....a fuckin' BB gun?

on shoot me · 8 years ago

But when it's my turn to be bartender, my shot glass is alot bigger.

replied on Head shot! · 8 years ago

Tomorrow she will be telling us all about that it gets dark at night....thank you captain obvious.

on Hairy Pussy Stinks · 8 years ago

Two thoughts.....squirrel shit and cat attack. The first justifies the second, just sayin'.

Fkbisme....we wondered where you went. Still gay as ever, I see. https://i.imgur.com/b38YTAQ.jpg

on Gay Monkey · 8 years ago

Would you like fries please with that?

replied on Drive Thru · 8 years ago

I have my doubts. Why the full body cast?

replied on He's a good boy · 8 years ago