UUoody’s Comments
Regardless, a reach around would have been a nice gesture.
+1 team puke
Bridget’s bristles
Scratched
Pat’s nose
That’s when
His wild Irish rose
Burma-Shave
The big guy wants to take on the winner. https://i.imgur.com/qXa9i8g.png
Clearly, clothes were invented for more reasons than just to keep warm.
Those thighs rubbing together generate enough wasted energy to power a small city..... Just sayin'.
did
Them Tummy Gummers
How about Them Tummy Gummers ain't they dummies?
Havin' they fun a gummun' they tummies.
Gummin them paunches out o' they mind
Runnin' 'round shoutin' "It's tummy gummin' time"
Look at them Them Tummy Gummers lurkin' in the yard,
Waintin' for a jelly belly, catch it off guard.
Them hell-bent Tummy Gummers, ain't they dummix,
Runnin' through the neighborhood gummin' them stomachs.
How to be a Tummy Gummer, no way to shun it,
Grab an abdomen, haul off and gum it.
Most likely not the first time she has been rear ended.
When the path forward isn't clear.....write a limerick.....
Now UUoody's been here for a while,
And he faces each day with a smile,
But saddened he was,
And the reason because,
He discovered his penile was senile.
My high school had a dress code that didn't allow blue jeans. They also required all students to be gay. You'd have fit right in. Just sayin'.
Yes, but not all at the same time. They are shown in order of ownership. Most were restoration projects. At .56 that is a 1957 Lotus Seven, series one. It ran a 1600 cc Sunbeam with a rack of webbers. The only original thing visible in that photo is the head lights. All the body work was custom fabricated. Here is what I started with: https://i.imgur.com/CyK9TEc.png
Jump down,
Spin around,
pick a bale of cotton....
And I thought I was a dirty old man.
Shaken....not stirred, thanks.
@TBW.....you bothered to save them?
*schmaltzy
It would make more sense then some smultzy crap.....just sayin'.
My white knights speak for me.
It's a slice of pepperoni or the like. Simulated ketchup added for effect.
Thanks.....you young whipper snapper!
Carny people are such fun......I captured this image in 1980 as part of a photography school project. https://i.imgur.com/n5ej0jQ.png
What.....are you Eric Idle? https://i.imgur.com/5QKBEY1.jpg