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UUoody’s Comments

Armadillo....you're a dildo....urethane....I'm inthane.....we're all inthane.

I'm not trying to prove anything, you fart knockers. I'm just pointing out that her pants copy the design on this P-51 Mustang. Is that too much for you two fools to comprehend?

replied on trained seal act · 8 years ago
on trained seal act · 8 years ago

I got some walker millage when I got a new hip a 1 1/2 years ago.

Hey, Tito!.....how's the view from under the bus where that bitch just threw you.

on Jesus Saves · 8 years ago

I used to have travel for business, sometimes into the south. It was amazing how many Celtics fans were down there back when the Celtics had mostly white players.

replied on The NBA Finals Start Today · 8 years ago

Handmaiden

She goes home, husband asks, "how was your day, dear?.

No Celtics.....No interest. Just sayin'.

on The NBA Finals Start Today · 8 years ago

So it's just a frozen haggis. No big whoop, if you are a Scot.

I'd prefer tennis balls to those little wheels....just sayin'. I speak from experience.

+1 team puke

on BJ Gif · 8 years ago

Well, there's another job for which Dr Giggles is qualified.

+1 team shit

Welcome to the opening playoff game of the new India women's sacred-cow-shit broomball league.

Nope....original content, just like everything else here.

replied on One punch wonders · 8 years ago

Not a union plumber.....no fat ass but crack. Just sayin'.

on Plumber's Bad Day · 8 years ago

*Screw Paul

replied on Look me in the eyes · 8 years ago

The kid looks like Winston Churchill. All Hail Britannia!....or some such shit.

on Hello World · 8 years ago

Perhaps the lady hands will be a thing of the past when the pussy is put out for the night.

replied on Tuesday fun · 8 years ago

All television sucks! Why would anyone waste time on that drivel when there is real life going on? TV has a STFU button.....let's use it.

on Look me in the eyes · 8 years ago

Aw shit.....the rock of ages......right in the pie hole.

What happened to the hair on the back of that hand?

on Tuesday fun · 8 years ago

Hey, CM.....launching the boat tomorrow. Let's raise a glass to a great boating season.

replied on Gone Fishing · 8 years ago