UUoody’s Comments
You get first dibs. Don't forget to floss and a battery acid gargle .
Zeb? That salty sea-bag couldn't stretch a condom over his needle dick. Just sayin'.
The bike should be my 1977 Ducati Sport Desmo 500. https://i.imgur.com/CID84eh.jpg
OK, sweety. You earned you twenty bucks. Don't give up the laundromat job.
At least the dog, man's best friend, tried to help. Not so much is slacker buddies.....except for the video guy. He was a big help.
The cigarette completes the loser image.....way to go, fat boy.
She got a purty mouth.
I went to Lowe's today to buy a Dewalt rotary hammer. The guy tried to sell me a hammer drill. I said there is a difference. He had me explain the difference. He didn't understand......and he is the store tool expert. Wasn't really going to buy it there because I get an employee discount, as I retired from Black and Decker. Fuck Lowe's. It's nice to win.
This not so little piggy went to market,
Said I'm fucking out of here,
Gonna limp off to join a commune,
And live with some fucking pig.
Before and after.....a twink with a Twinkie https://i.imgur.com/CQbB3J6.jpg
What goes around, comes around.
For some reason, totally unbeknownst to me, women get all warm and fuzzy over that kind of shit.
I've done that.....except I used the magnifying glass to set ants on fire.
He has danced into the danger zone.
When the dancer becomes the dance.
It can cut you like a knife.
In the event of a boating disaster, the person next to you can be used as a flotation device. ....or at least a soft thing to slam into.
I like what yous did there.
you're....wise ass
Are you saying that Africa could get even worse? Hard to believe.
I bet he drives well in the snow, too.
Nice bank shot.
Don't we look good.....albeit in somewhat youthful styles, given out ages.
This is what you have in mind... https://i.imgur.com/5PG0H9L.jpg
"That" is a fun word to say, but by itself is rather hollow.