UUoody’s Comments

Don't we look good.....albeit in somewhat youthful styles, given out ages.

This is what you have in mind... https://i.imgur.com/5PG0H9L.jpg

Makes ya kinda' hot, don't it?

Three retreads.

Ha! Other patrons are not impressed.

Looks like he tried to fill the hole with some white latex caulking. Everyone knows this is an application for silicone. caulk.

Dorothy?....Toto?....Auntie Em? https://youtu.be/DXTx_nEThPA

Similar https://muchozucko.com/3646/One-45-and-a-90-Street-Ell

Yeah....like movies that bomb at the box office and then go no to be cult classics. Think Fight Club, Office Space, and The Big Lebowski. Also, before your time, The Wizard of Oz.

*she's.......just another Brit fucking up the language.

Only the green ones are mine....just sayin'.

Don't be sad, little bird. There are plenty more to play with.

Now he has to contemplate the term "cut off from sex"

Thanks Fred. I didn't know it was your turn to deal with the giggle factor. I'll have to check the signup sheet more often.

The are dicks.

Damn!.....I was waiting for the crow to eat the mouse.

Then some asshole invented panty hose, and things have been going downhill ever since.

Needs more cowbell.

I eat pussy like a fat kid sucking the filling from a Boston cream doughnut.

Eating a banana with a spoon is like eating a pussy through a dental dam.

No....I refer to its laneness

Oh!....you mean the lend-lease act of 1941, where we gave Britain a shit load of war materials?

@ JordanSimms.....We were a little busy in the Pacific, North Africa, and Italy but still found the time to help you guys out. How much did England do to help us against the japs?

.....and this from the country that says America doesn't use the language properly. Sheeeesh!

"Ockham's Razor is the principle of parsimony or simplicity according to which the simpler theory is more likely to be true."