UUoody’s Comments

Shall I wrap it up or do you want to eat it here?

That's almost no dog at all.

It depends on what the donor ate last night. That's the straight poop from the pope.

I've seen that look....my ex just before she ran off with her lawyer.

Sorry....repost

https://muchozucko.com/3570/The-Worlds-Worst-Tits

Well, no. I'm only 76 and we're talking about mother in law, not mother. My mother in law is 13 years older than me. My wife is 13 years younger than me. It was a toss up which one to try for.

He had been trolling for cock suckers.

Still talking shit, are you? ;)

I love messy girls....long live WAM.

Mine is 89, living in her own house and spending my retirement plan.

We all look like we should be posted on milk cartons asmissing.

Here's hoping that both he and the beach get their rocks off.

You didn't know that?

Yeah, why is that? What a gyp. Perhaps they used to be like that from being in those pointy cone bras

Was he the fat cop who showed up last, all out of breath?

I need more brandy....I'm working on that.....give me a fucking second! ;)

Ouch.....unless this is the electric stove guy.

Clever......True story, In my current house the first owner put all the pvc drain pipe in himself. He used no solvent, but rather just jammed the pieces together and wiped silicone goop around any joints that leaked. Needless to say I got the place real cheap. I've replaced all his work including all the copper supply.

I hate that kung foo and kendo fighting shit....and it gets no better with jet packs.

Hey!.....I found waldo!

Is that what they meant by bringing balance to the Force?

Loosen dirt, aerate soil and plant seeds.

Duh.....try to support a 300 pound guy on bones designed to hold up a 145 pound guy. You do the math.

It looks like her high speed jet is clogged.

I could NEVER end up like him. Just sayin'.