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glandmilker’s Comments

At least your bleaching it,nice touch

replied on Giggles Butthole Near a Dick · 7 years ago

2:11

replied on Lady Licking Her Own Pussy · 7 years ago

She also has three arms

on Lady Licking Her Own Pussy · 7 years ago

Little Bobby always hang around by himself and the other children never understood him

on Superior Supervision · 7 years ago

Its never to late to check for breast cancer

on Forensic Feel · 7 years ago

I thought it was 90%woman and 10% man

on The Crazy Trumpet Man · 7 years ago

Is this the weekend special

on lol · 7 years ago

Its going to be tough picking the dried pieces of Kleeneze off his dick

on Real Amputee Porn · 7 years ago

Vodka must give you strong bones and teeth

Jesus fucking christ

on For Makodragon · 7 years ago

beans come from pigs

If I allowed myself to have a vegetarian friend I would show him this

hold a mirror up to its face for a pleasant wakeup

on Poor Cuddle Cat · 7 years ago

still pink on the inside

on CuntCheese · 7 years ago

space needle into a black hole

replied on Hot dog down a hallway · 7 years ago

they just move the same carpet from airport to airport

replied on Pissed · 7 years ago

He' going to be laughed off the machete forum for that knife work

on Dig Your Own Grave · 7 years ago

I start to sweat as soon as I walk into a gym so no, I would slide

replied on Umpa Lumpa · 7 years ago

She was paid with a bag of airline peanuts,enough food for a month

on Nice Panties Two · 7 years ago

The master at booger mining

on Lights, Cameras, Axe In · 7 years ago

They need to make mini bras for your testicles,lift with some separation

on Johnny Jump Ups · 7 years ago

would it chirp like a sneaker if pulled across the gym floor

replied on Umpa Lumpa · 7 years ago

grand champion in the anchor position for tug-of-war

on Umpa Lumpa · 7 years ago

no ,it wasnt

replied on drunk on a bus · 7 years ago