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glandmilker’s Comments

The new 100% natural Chex mix

This is fake ?

on Life Saved · 7 years ago

it couldn't jump if it was weighed down with some TP

on Mr Hankey · 7 years ago

It improves blood flow

on Extreme Joga · 7 years ago

she sings that when your nut sack smacks into her pussy

Props to the dude for going in for one more finger bang

on Happy Birthday · 7 years ago

Is that noise from the starter of a 1972 dodge pickup -10F

I only ate half the jar

replied on Peta Pleaser · 7 years ago

I actually used scissors and Elmer's paste to make it

replied on Peta Pleaser · 7 years ago

You block head

replied on Game Over · 7 years ago

Meat Packers Union dues payment

They asked for a room with an auto air freshener

on One Night At Fatmofat's · 7 years ago

They still left some good cuts of meat

on Waste Not Want Not · 7 years ago

Ewww warm beer

on Want to share a beer? · 7 years ago

Her Cankles made good splash guards

on The Pissenger · 7 years ago

Can I send a bacon commercial to all of Europe

on Fred Almost Busted · 7 years ago

Mommy told him not to touch it

on Cheesecake 1973 · 7 years ago

Let me guess,no women live there

on my wick · 7 years ago

I am surprised they found someone over there that gives a shit

on Sunday Bloody Sunday · 7 years ago

open this in multiple windows, then kill yourself

replied on The Chase · 7 years ago

I hope the doctor said "you're going to feel a little prick"

on Anal Abcess · 7 years ago

Those things have always been a bitch to change the oil

on De-Tractor of Life · 7 years ago

Not herbal but still Traditional Chinese medicine

The monkeys are a hop'n

on Kanye Rocks Out · 7 years ago

The blue waffle's husband

on Better Off Dead · 7 years ago