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glandmilker’s Comments

I was hoping the door would open

on drunk on a bus · 7 years ago

practice for Yoko ono's funeral?

on Freeeggs' Next Single · 7 years ago

is a finger slip the same as a penis slip,"sorry that my hand went up your ass"

replied on Thumbnail Autoselector Test · 7 years ago

maybe you didnt go deep enough

replied on Hold Your Tongue · 7 years ago

if you touch his tongue tip on a butthole does he still taste shit,or that an old myth

on Hold Your Tongue · 7 years ago

you should always inject an ounce of vegetable oil with your heroin to prevent this

on He's Full of Shit · 7 years ago

Fuck'em where you find'em

How many times has your guitar been thrown on the camp fire

on Freeeggs hates the world · 8 years ago

Technical question, would it be bestiality if a dig licked that up

on Pop That Pussy · 8 years ago

They better wipe their feet before tracking through the house

on Straight to the Casket · 8 years ago

Its nocturnal to avoid you

on Centipede Dubia Feeding · 8 years ago

should be on 11

recorded on the first roll of Kodack color film

on Baby in a box · 8 years ago

top water lure

on Floating Dead Baby · 8 years ago
replied on Down Parascope · 8 years ago

you can't beat cast iron,wait ...maybe you can

on Clang · 8 years ago

we still must be in the fight for topless women

on Topless Isn't Always Good · 8 years ago

I still remember running to the hamster cage as a child to see the new babies, that were headless because of their cannible parent

on i haz teddy · 8 years ago

My name is Bill and I like digging in crawlspaces

on The Cast of MuchoZucko · 8 years ago

At least with your shitty tags, no one will find this repost

on Handi Handy · 8 years ago

How embarrassing is that having a friend finish your neck for you

on Beheading Party · 8 years ago

what do used vagina's go for on the black market

on It's Sir! · 8 years ago

she wiped back to front how disgusting

He admitted to it saying hamsters fit best, mice were too small and guinea pigs bloated him

replied on Snapperception · 8 years ago