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glandmilker’s Comments

I will bring a funnel to the party so Bono can butt-chug a fifth of Jack Daniels

on Happy Birthday, MuchoZucko! · 8 years ago

no oral but great anal

on Goatclops · 8 years ago

more than what they had

replied on Fork lift fail · 8 years ago

its going to need unclogging at some point,just saying

replied on after the date · 8 years ago

I bet someone here wants to fiddle that hole

replied on after the date · 8 years ago

gas build up ,they have 99 stomachs or something like that

replied on after the date · 8 years ago

fucker is streamlined now

on Getting ready for taxiderm · 8 years ago

Its grown on bush type plants now, drunk Italians kept falling out of the trees

on The Spagetti Harvest · 8 years ago

Mexicans dont work neither do their fireworks

on Dipshit · 8 years ago

Proof that Bono doesn't wipe

orgy

replied on Dolphin Stampede · 8 years ago

trailer park normal

replied on Bottle rockets · 8 years ago

insurance wont cover being an idiot

on Unintended Discharge · 8 years ago

1/2 sticks almost always bring the police

replied on Bottle rockets · 8 years ago

and we just worried about being nuked when I was little

on Happy Birthday, America! · 8 years ago

He is an American hero

Makes several good observations,repeatedly

He looks like a wild and crazy guy

on So last year · 8 years ago

bartender at gay bar

replied on Head shot! · 8 years ago

Fail, he didn't reach the concrete and no handlebars up the ass

on Warp speed Wipeout · 8 years ago

next time somebody be ready with a handful of sand

on popeye · 8 years ago

Tastes like fried chicken

on Hairy Pussy Stinks · 8 years ago

It looks skinny

He saw it coming